Funny Horse Poems
These Funny Horse poems are examples of Horse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horse Funny poems written by international poets.
Wrong AnimalI am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...
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Categories:
animal, confusion, funny, horse,
Just Eat HorsesHorse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...
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Categories:
horse, humorous,
Saddle Your HorseSaddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...
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Categories:
horse, appreciation, business, celebration, funny
Nevada CowboyThere once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana.
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...
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Categories:
horse, crazy, fun, funny, giggle,
Henry and the Knight - Homophone RhymeHOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL
In shining armor I am here, YES, your hero knight
Rushing to your rescue anon, day or night
With my mighty steed, Henry,...
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Categories:
horse, humorous,
Old Farmer Tale
once an old horse named chester
impressing a nag esther
clumped up a tall tree
until about three
then clumped back down to best her.
...
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Categories:
horse, break up, cool, cute
Oh, MomSo calm
my mom
my nose
a rose
I shed
blood red
nose bleed
I plead
cryin’
dyin’
instead
she said
you picked
he kicked
you’ll live
just give
the horse
his course
a fall
is all
don’t come
unspun
what’s done
is done
tale spun
my son...
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fun, funny, giggle, horse,
Cowboy Up
Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint
Put Your...
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Categories:
funny, hilarious, horse, humor,
Secretariat Is FreeI must run so I might be free...
and I feel free because I run.
Breath draws deep past the lone oak tree,
Just my friend and I,...
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Categories:
horse, 11th grade, beauty, desire,
The Famous Mr Ed
Wilbur wasn't always so sure
His horse knew how to be good
He gave him the best directions
And plenty of love and affection
But, Mr. Ed could be...
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Categories:
fun, hilarious, horse, humor,
Categories:
angel, horse, life, love,
Loose MagicLoose Magic
Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose,
and not your toes.
Skipping rocks,
and bubbles in the park.
Eye contact from across the room,
notes...
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Categories:
horse, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,
SpaghettiSpaghetti
The meat,
the cheese,
the sauce.
The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.
The music,
the song,
the moment...
The vow of forever!
Then...
You and I,
and the garlic bread!
A. Foster, Ann...
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Categories:
horse, crazy, cute, cute love,
The CatThe Cat
It is late,
nearly half-past nine.
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud.
I need to buy another.
This...
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Categories:
horse, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,
QuestionsQuestions
What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know.
Is it where you have been,
or where you will go?
Is it who you talk...
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Categories:
horse, adventure, america, angel, anti