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Funny Horse Poems

These Funny Horse poems are examples of Horse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horse Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Wrong Animal
I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, confusion, funny, horse,

Premium Member Just Eat Horses
Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...

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Categories: horse, humorous,

Saddle Your Horse
Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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Categories: horse, appreciation, business, celebration, funny

Premium Member Nevada Cowboy
There once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana. 
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...

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Categories: horse, crazy, fun, funny, giggle,

Henry and the Knight - Homophone Rhyme

In shining armor I am here, YES, your hero knight
Rushing to your rescue anon, day or night

With my mighty steed, Henry,...

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Categories: horse, humorous,

Premium Member Old Farmer Tale
once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.

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Categories: horse, break up, cool, cute

Premium Member Oh, Mom
So calm
my mom

my nose
a rose

I shed 
blood red

nose bleed
I plead


she said

you picked
he kicked

you’ll live
just give

the horse
his course

a fall
is all

don’t come

what’s done
is done

tale spun
my son...

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, horse,

Premium Member Cowboy Up

Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint

Put Your...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, horse, humor,

Premium Member Secretariat Is Free
I must run so I might be free...
and I feel free because I run.
Breath draws deep past the lone oak tree,
Just my friend and I,...

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Categories: horse, 11th grade, beauty, desire,

Premium Member The Famous Mr Ed
Wilbur wasn't always so sure
His horse knew how to be good
He gave him the best directions
And plenty of love and affection

But, Mr. Ed could be...

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Categories: fun, hilarious, horse, humor,

Premium Member Honor
I have honored you in life                                       ...

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Categories: angel, horse, life, love,

Premium Member Loose Magic
Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horse, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,

Premium Member Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!


You and I, 
and the garlic bread!

A. Foster, Ann...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horse, crazy, cute, cute love,

Premium Member The Cat
The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horse, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,

Premium Member Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horse, adventure, america, angel, anti