Funny Horse Poems
These Funny Horse poems are examples of Horse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horse Funny poems written by international poets.
animal, confusion, funny, horse,
I am feeling a bit of remorse
I guess I should have checked my source
The name Billie was on the note
I just assumed it was a...
Just Eat Horses
Horse meat’s tender and horse meat’s lean.
Makes the best damn meal that you ever did eat.
It’s cheaper than beef and bigger than goat.
Horse meat is...
Saddle Your Horse
horse, appreciation, business, celebration, funny
Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...
horse, crazy, fun, funny, giggle,
There once was a cowboy from Nevada.
He wore a barf bag as a bandana.
When he rode on his horse,
his sickness grew worse,
and his intestines...
Henry and the Knight - Homophone Rhyme
HOMOPHONE RHYME STYLE TRIAL
In shining armor I am here, YES, your hero knight
Rushing to your rescue anon, day or night
With my mighty steed, Henry,...
Old Farmer Tale
horse, break up, cool, cute
once an old horse named chester
impressing a nag esther
clumped up a tall tree
until about three
then clumped back down to best her.
fun, funny, giggle, horse,
funny, hilarious, horse, humor,
Appaloosa, Mustang or Paint
Breeds to ride and love, breeds who ain’t
Broken by pain or heartbreak
But show them a rattlesnake
That horse won’t have much self-restraint
Secretariat Is Free
horse, 11th grade, beauty, desire,
I must run so I might be free...
and I feel free because I run.
Breath draws deep past the lone oak tree,
Just my friend and I,...
The Famous Mr Ed
fun, hilarious, horse, humor,
Wilbur wasn't always so sure
His horse knew how to be good
He gave him the best directions
And plenty of love and affection
But, Mr. Ed could be...
angel, horse, life, love,
horse, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,
Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose,
and not your toes.
and bubbles in the park.
Eye contact from across the room,
horse, crazy, cute, cute love,
The vow of forever!
You and I,
and the garlic bread!
A. Foster, Ann...
horse, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,
It is late,
nearly half-past nine.
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud.
I need to buy another.
horse, adventure, america, angel, anti
What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know.
Is it where you have been,
or where you will go?
Is it who you talk...