Honeymooned Poems - Poems about Honeymooned

..."By definition, a ghost is unable to bonk anybody -- save the idiot believer in ghosts." -- a Rational exorcist of all no things "supernatural" * * * Now, once upon a time t......Read More

...There once was a man from Duluth whose habit was spinning the truth. He had told the same tale (every day without fail; 'twas getting quite long in the tooth). He sat down to drink in a booth ......Read More

... It seems like yesterday It was Valentine’s Day We met at a café My hair in disarray He guessed I was fair play Capriciously I said no way Yet saw a certain cachet So didn’t race away ......Read More

... There was a thrill seeker named Biff Who got married on a cliff Honeymooned in Niagra Overdosed on Viagra Now the poor fella's a stiff 4-27-2015......Read More

... When we got married at twenty two We said our vows beside a ski-doo But then got marooned So we honeymooned In a five star, two story igloo My wife said a stiff drink would be nice But I co......Read More

... To honeymoon where we'd dreamt From thoughts when we were young This place we're mystically sent It's where our dreams begun Being marital would fuse our fun Honeymooned, uncommon rise To w......Read More

...Himalayan Trip-Trap They poured in, before the deluge To surpass the natives in numbers folks in their cribs -through-hearse stages, trusting like kids, a burnished sky, blue-white, a ......Read More

... I love to travel anywhere, the more foreign the better for me, Strange lands and how other people live is very interesting to see. This travel bug I caught got started when I was only eighteen year......Read More

...There was once a blonde from Jersey Looked like a flamboyant gypsy Married an Italian A pure bred stallion Now the couple looked most sexy They honeymooned in Italy Walked the pristine beach ......Read More