Funny Homework Poems

I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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He awoke to the sound of the women working to prepare breakfast.He was so hungry he felt nausea welling up.Do you think I could have...

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My father in law was a funny guy
not given to doing much work

With a house full of sons and
daughters as well he found it easy...

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Somedays I feel like crazy,
The world seems unhealthy.
My day seems boring,
And I don't know what to think.
I look out of my window,
To find trees and...

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The Wildcats was the mascot,
The elementary school just a couple of blocks away
I would walk to school hand in hand with my mother,
Waving goodbye as...

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My students adore Google so much.
They take it for magic or Midas’ touch 
I show them how it translates,
And beg to follow my dictates.
But alas!...

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Seems a century ago I started teaching school
With Elementary children so difficult to fool,
They were bright and resilient and easily lead
Amazing the things that went...

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My dog ate my homework. Really he did!
‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid!
I really love math class and my teacher's a...

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POEM 16 MY FUTURE IS YOU 



MY FUTURE IS YOU WHEN I ABOUT MY FUTURE ALL I SEE IS YOU. 

MY FUTURE IS YOU CAUSE...

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My teacher asks what's 3 times 3?
I answer "It is Germany!"
-"In What country are we at the time?"
My answer is "Of course it's nine!"...

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I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors...

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The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the...

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Homework oh' homework
All kids say it stinks,
They say they wont do it,
but that it would disappear once they blink,
They say who invented it;
and who brung...

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Like sick allergies, 
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE

Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!

Like...

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I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!

My brother tore it!
It’s in...

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