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Holey Poems - Poems about Holey


Bad Habit
"Holey all over, seen better days, worn out and threadbare, can't mend its ways, with drink spills and food stains, rips, rents and tears, not worth keeping, a sad state of affairs, its time has come, over and done, that's one bad habit,” so said the nun. ...

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Categories: holey, fun, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Holey Night
Twas the night before Christmas, I’d just caught a mouse The cats licked their lips, we’ve got two in our house But unless we humans are feasting on jerky I’ve got to go outside and get me a Turkey I got to the door and grabbed my wooly hat My other half said, “Where you going in that?” She told me...

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Categories: holey, christmas, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Holey Moley
Every night before I go to bed So many thoughts running through my head Thinking 'bout something neither here or there Thinking 'bout something 'Neath my underwear Oh my lord, could it really be Talkin' 'bout something that has happened to me Thought it was something peeking through my hole Thought it was my happy...

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Categories: holey, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Holey Moley
There's a hole in my vest and it's right on my chest and it lets in a draught when I wear it it was given to me by my old aunty Bea so, I'll just learn to grin and to bear it....

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Categories: holey, clothes, weather, winter,
Form: Limerick
Holey Jeans
Categories: holey, children,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Holey Moley Falokey Man
yes it's the same oldt not a problem something ridiculous a meaning for nothing screaming out hey man relax no reason to rush and be early life keeps moving at its own speed we're just here to go along for the ride to make what we will of scenery passing by and establish a mechanical understanding of life so we may see it for what it means...

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Categories: holey, allegory, analogy,
Form: Free verse
Holey
My sock has a hole. Should I throw it away? No one wants to see My big toe on display. And yet, if I darn it, The stitches will show And that may look almost As bad as the toe. I guess I’ll just ditch it And also its mate. It’s argyle and other socks Just won’t equate. It’s not a big deal So then, who would console For...

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Categories: holey, life,
Form: Rhyme
Holy, Holey, Wholly
A righteous someone has helped me along the way to see the difference. I was too self absorbed to notice and could not have cared less. Over time that righteous someone who truly loves me has proven to be the most precious thing in my life and a true gift from Jehovah . Holy,...

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Categories: holey, devotion, faith, religion, me,
Form: Free verse
Holey Moley Find Batman Slowly.
Batman and Robin leap through the smashed vault door. Robin: " Holey moley, Batman, You were right! They're robbing the bank!" Batman: " Right you are, Robin. What a fiendishly clever criminal prank!" Holey Moley: " So you spotted me, Twin Tumors! I'm so tired of you two!" HM:" As the mole turns black, so we'll beat you two......

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Categories: holey, adventure, fantasy, parody, people
Form: Monorhyme

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