Holey Moley

Every night before I go to bed So many thoughts running through my head Thinking 'bout something neither here or there Thinking 'bout something 'Neath my underwear Oh my lord, could it really be Talkin' 'bout something that has happened to me Thought it was something peeking through my hole Thought it was my happy but it was just a mole Holey-Moley what has happened to me Oh my lord, could it really be So many thoughts running through my head Every night before I go to bed I tell you people you should have seen my face When I found my mole in the strangest place I thought it was my happy tryin' to stay up late Like a triple-crowned horse bustin' out of the gate I tell you people you should have seen my look When I read about moles from a doctor's book The thing I found didn't look like that The thing I found kind of wore a hat Holey-Moley people, you should have seen my smile When I found it was my happy, all the while So many thoughts running through my head Every night 'fore I go to bed You should have seen my face where I just got hit I thought it was the nipple of my girlfriends tit Thought it was something gonna soothe my sole Till I realized what had hit me, it was my girlfriends mole Holey-Moley you should have heard me scream When I woke up messy from my deep wet dream Girlfriend cut me off from her love box vault But I swore to my girlfriend that it wasn't my fault Oh my lord, could this really be Oh my lord, what has happened to me So many thoughts running through my head Every night while I'm lying in bed