Hogan Poems - Poems about Hogan

Hulk Hogan 1953-2025

...Charisma of a champion
Strength of a Mount Olympus deity
Superstar hero larger than life
A fanclub like no other
A base of faithful devotees
buying into the showman's dream
the illusion...

The Late Hulk Hogan

...He was a wrestler but he died and he's gone for eternity.
He was a WWE Hall of Famer and he starred in Rocky III.
He had giant muscles and Hulk Hogan was his name.
He has perished and the WWE will...

Houges bit back'

...Paul Hogan now..A battler thats true' tall tails and long days,
The crocks could tell you.. Also' painter on the bridge
Over Sydney town, tested and tried.' Yet still not bested.' The taxman wanted...

2024, Remembering the 80's, Extended Version, lyrics

...Barbie, Atari, He-man 
Batman, She-Ra, Ronald Reagan
Lower student loans, and landline phones
The Dark Crystal and around 5.2 billion people 
Andre the Giant’s Honeycomb commercial 
Rainbow Brit...

Everything Is Peachy Keen

...Peachy Keen was thrown into the ether by a young disc jockey
His name was Jim Hawthorne, and it was nineteen forty-eight
Hailing from Pasadena, California, he was loved by the teenage crowd
Always...

Describing My Book Shelf

...A lot I could say about my bookshelf:
In a way like my half-understood self.
A first-time user should seek my half help
Against a blind book search and its yelp!

Supports the cruel weight of th...

Supporters of Hate Slogans

...Please, stop describing as classic
What is in reality slick,
Something I’d go for as “the sick,”
At home Dad to beat me with stick…

Indeed, an idea men don’t pick,
Because in the end wounds to...

Bank Day Rassling Saturday Nite

...Everybody wants to be champion
Everybody got a plan
Everything's signifacent
Peoplez, my people!
Take your assignment
and task!
Get in line and do what's
asked of you.
Sh$t I have been doing ...

Bank Day Rassling Saturday Nite

...Everybody wants to be champion
Everybody got a plan
Everything's signifacent
Peoplez, my people!
Take your assignment
and task!
Get in line and do what's
asked of you.
Sh$t I have been doing ...

Irreconcilable Paradox

...Before the whirlwind steam blurred into scoping.
Before scarcely the morning smooth gathering.
We were nervous until trustworthiness was revealed.
Amidst the adjunct's misfortune by bl...

The 'Hunk Hogan Monogamy' Award

...Men like 'The Hunk' who are monogamous
Often want to remain anonymous
  Partners today have a blast
  Marriage is not made to last
Yet Hunk's chosen to be eponymous...

Read Journal True Bull His Him Within Lusaka, Zambia Part Two

...plus Doctor Kaunda also says family names
in tandem should not determine,
who to associate with, any more than nap
pulled lying flat hair, but rather character of hearts,
viz each one of every Za...

The Eighties

...Time traveling Delorean
He-Man and Hulk Hogan
Eddie Murphy and Eurythmics

Excellent Bill & Ted
I want my MTV!
Girls just wanna have fun
Huge hair and van Halen
Thriller, and Tom Cruise, tota...

Flat Tire Did Not Ply Deflating Psi Lance

...True add verse situation,
     whereat me mission
     trans send dint state didst ache
after yours truly nearly
     did nearly break
chassis 'pon took drastic
     over corrective measure,
 ...

She Hates Furs

...I have a wife and I've had enough of her.
She really hates people who wear furs.
She receives much criticism and complaints.
She always covers people's furs with paint.
She constantly gets arrest...

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