She Hates Furs

I have a wife and I've had enough of her. She really hates people who wear furs. She receives much criticism and complaints. She always covers people's furs with paint. She constantly gets arrested and goes to jail. I'm sick of having to come up with the bail. She threw paint on Hulk Hogan's wife's fur. Hulk Hogan got mad at me instead of her. He was so mad that we came to blows. With just one punch, he crushed my nose. She throws paint on furs in fur shops as well. I have to buy the furs they can no longer sell. If she was weak minded, I would use the Force. I would use it to make her grant me a divorce. If I have to put up with anymore, I'll go insane. I need a hitman because my wife is such a pain.