Hog Poems - Poems about Hog

in a barnyard pen sits a happy hog bullfrogs in a blizzard bog dense and daring grayish fog a curious machine with a metal cog a summertime yip from a happy dog going on a jaunty jubilant jog black ants sliding...Read the rest...

the motorcycle streaked past us so fast, I thought “night rider” Plus there were flames and it seemed to be on fire I wish it would slow down I thought. The hog instantly stopped near my driveway. I was...Read the rest...

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night In my ramshackle torn straw old bed The mice are chewing my toes And the bedbugs bite Elephants dancing in my head I think to myself "It's not...Read the rest...

I saw a man walking his hog It turned out it was just his dog It sure did look real But here is the deal Hard to tell in...Read the rest...

Phil had no shadow Says it will be early spring It’s already here ...Read the rest...

Groundhog promised he would never oversleep again. On February second they sent out the annoying wren. He could not rouse groundhog from his slumber. So Mom and Dad went over, in a wagon-lumber. They made as much noise as...Read the rest...

He got made fun of in the boys locker room When he took off his trunks and gave them a moon You must have worn a suit on the beach today! He was so angry, he decided to...Read the rest...

all around Detroit we heard a vrrrooom vrrrooom It’s a skull on a hog! It spells instant doom! This was said by a naysayer who is always full of gloom. I stood by the road to wave at...Read the rest...

she waddled over and stuck in her toe ooh! it’s cold she squealed with a feminine glow the rest of us sows ignored her, she is a drama queen she walked out to the end of the diving...Read the rest...

Last night I showed my humble gratitude To a sweet sow with pulchritude She served as a shield Or I would've squealed When the farmer wanted me barbequed Now, all she eats is pizza; Totino's Whines that she needs help with...Read the rest...

To the unknown sports car driver Who caused us so much fright May the roads be full of traffic When you attempt to turn right. May you spend many hours Constantly being stuck Behind a series of slow moving Wide loaded trucks May...Read the rest...

Samantha was the prettiest hog in the field for sure. The only one here in this meadow, but that did not stop her. From admiring herself in the cool farm pond’s reflection. Frankly, Samantha could not see any...Read the rest...

I would like a little candy dish on my head please, the sow said. We filed past, trying to ignore the sweet spectacle on her head. She is always trying for extra attention hissed old goose Jed. Maybe...Read the rest...

Thanksgiving Day and the cats are out meowing the dogs. Of course they are, dogs cannot meow, said the hogs. But the turkey were silent, coming out of the oven now. They were tasty and crunchy; it was...Read the rest...

Let’s stay at Oinkington Inn the easily pleased relative said. Her husband looked at brochure and said I’d rather be dead. The pigs are lovely, she replied. There is nothing to dread. He told her to go to...Read the rest...