Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Showed Her I'M Boss Hog

Last night I showed my humble gratitude
To a sweet sow with pulchritude
She served as a shield
Or I would've squealed
When the farmer wanted me barbequed

Now, all she eats is pizza; Totino's
Whines that she needs help with the bambinos
But diapers are crappy
Not a chore for pappy
I'd rather gamble at the casino

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Aysha Nuwas February 20, 2023 at 10:37 PM I am not good at limericks, this made me smile!

Tom Cunningham February 20, 2023 at 4:05 AM Now you got me thinking of pork baps with stuffing and apple sauce. Oink oink. Tom Jenna Logan February 20, 2023 at 5:02 AM You're making me want breakfast, Tom. Thanks.

David Kavanagh February 19, 2023 at 10:59 AM Give me the Casino any day Jenna, well just days when on a roll, not a bacon roll mind you, this one is totally random, fun, and very clever, cheers David Jenna Logan February 20, 2023 at 5:01 AM and just as much fun for me to write. Thanks, David.

Arlo Parker February 19, 2023 at 9:46 AM Ha, ha, ha...porcine humor on the hoof. Pork belly, crispy, please. ~:o) Jenna Logan February 20, 2023 at 5:01 AM lol I love your vocabulary, AP. Gotta be crispy!