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Hoes Poems - Poems about Hoes


Premium Member Chasing the Twins of Hoes
Out of grandma’s garden popped the onion twins of Hoes They ran around wildly, stomping down her neat rows Stop! She screamed, but they did not understand her word Thinking toddlers understand adult talk is kind of absurd...

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Categories: hoes, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Holes and Hoes Rated G
a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds a hole in the plane means your going down but if your just a hoe muds seeps into the soul you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow...

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Categories: hoes, farm,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Bros Before Hoes
There is no "Bros Before Hoes" code with me, If you're a man who mistreats women, you'll get none of my mercy....

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Categories: hoes, men, women,
Form: Rhyme
Clock and Hoes
I'm a farmer and i like clocks and hoes get your mind out of the gutter i'm not talking about those i use my hoes to get what a need whether it's a new car or a fancy tv i was short on money so i put my hoes out for rent but then i had to stop when...

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Categories: hoes, bridal shower, farm, humor,
Form: Lyric
Pimpin' Out My Hoes
I collect the money each and every night Occasionally check with the Johns to ensure the service was alright A smack or punch in the face keeps them in line I keep a short leash on them, they might as well be blind Judy, Jennifer, Rachel, Courtney, I don't care Each night they give me...

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Categories: hoes, funny, me, night, day,
Form: ABC




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