Out of grandma’s garden popped the onion twins of Hoes
They ran around wildly, stomping down her neat rows
Stop! She screamed, but they did not understand her word
Thinking toddlers understand adult talk is kind of absurd
a hole in the roof means you'll see clouds
a hole in the plane means you're going down
but if you're just a hoe
mud seeps into the soul
you'll munch weeds and make rows of green chow
There is no "Bros Before Hoes" code with me,
If you're a man who mistreats women, you'll get none of my mercy.
I'm a farmer
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those
i use my hoes to get what a need
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv
i was short on money
so i put my hoes out for rent
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent
stop bending my hoes i said
then he threw a rock
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock
then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said
i'm glad it ain't me.
I collect the money each and every night
Occasionally check with the Johns to ensure the service was alright
A smack or punch in the face keeps them in line
I keep a short leash on them, they might as well be blind
Judy, Jennifer, Rachel, Courtney, I don't care
Each night they give me my 90% share
Don't make me use my pimp rod
Put a few bruises and cuts on your bod
The guys get the lovin' by paying the dough
It's my career, to get rich by pimping out my hoes
I will shoot a John who doesn't want to pay
I manage the hoes and finances day to day
I just got a new one, for a while I will keep her close
Business is booming for me pimping out my hoes
One wants to leave, the only way out is the grave
My pimp rod makes it clear that I am the master and the hoes are the slaves
I can't allow the hoes to sit around and have my secrets to success disclosed
It is classified material when I am pimping out my hoes
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