Clock and Hoes

I'm a farmer and i like clocks and hoes get your mind out of the gutter i'm not talking about those i use my hoes to get what a need whether it's a new car or a fancy tv i was short on money so i put my hoes out for rent but then i had to stop when a couple came back bent stop bending my hoes i said then he threw a rock so i went out there and i beat him with a clock then he asked me what time is it then i said it's time to leave and when he got up he got stung by a bee and then he flipped out and ran into a tree then i grabbed one of my hoes and said i'm glad it ain't me.