Romance Hilarious Poems

Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch

I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
it came unbid-
en, and should’ve remained hid-
den!

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Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
by Michael R....

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Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable

which poetic product best be affixed 
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad...

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Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where...

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Yes, we are older ladies.
All with molten hips and knees,
Agnostic or Catholic fantasies?
Nothing like a good chick lit.
Who on earth wrote this blip?
Love is pulsating...

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He was a tough
concrete noun,
she is an abstract
interjection....
He an airtight
philosophical verb,
she a word
easy to poet ...
But she always
docile as a yes ...
he is nasal
bitterness of...

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Such a romantic evening
Both engrossed in watching
A movie in the theatre
Naturally ‘together’
He occupies the aisle seat
Away some 20 feet
She’s on his left extreme
In between
He messages
In...

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Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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IN THE BEGINNING THEY SAY MAN WAS WINNING
AND THEN I MET YOU, NOW I'M IN A ZOO
IN THIS PLACE WHERE I'M DWELLING
THERE'S REALLY NO TELLING
JUST...

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The happenstance of love
   came with a daub of hungry
       came sweet and pure of scent
 ...

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Cowboy Ray here...  
I am a bronco bustin lover
Sunday meeting goin to see my girl Darla
Hankerin fer a cold can of beans to be...

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Words and knives remain of two accords;
Cuts and bruises poison our skins
As the sulphur in our words corrode our hearts;
Staples and stitches hold our parched...

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The Earth lowered its eyes and raise its head,
The birds stopped their singing indeed.
The wind gets calm and quiet,
The water turns into bright.
The mur mur...

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(A Senryu Chain )

Huddled in puddle
In congestion we puzzle
A futile struggle

Take a triple jump
If you find there are big bumps
Be the Donald Trump

Get victory kiss
Let...

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An elegant black movement
A sparkle from within
Embroidery of golden light 
Knitting magic on the skin

Raising the gleaming axe
Aiming at the dry branch 
The black diamond...

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Cynosure my name,
 Pleasure my game.
I wrote this song in 1965
If only I could share it,
I would laugh the pants off of you.
It's about a...

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