Dream Hilarious Poems

I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?

Their beautiful music is a gift...

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Pretty little wings on my body
Some do say they look gaudy
Flapping my wings like a bird in the sky
But I don't have the might to...

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Dream on Shakespeare, to be or not to be
That is the question, you are always asking me
Like a slo-mo record, that goes on and on
You...

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In a world of chaos, you're a sight to behold, 
A symphony of colors, your story unfolds. 
Gorgeous hues surround, as my heart takes flight,...

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I met a stranger.
When I was born to this world
She thought me various things
And kept me clean and happy
As ever she could.
But I never knew...

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In a land of troubadours and song,
A young man dreamed he would belong,
With heart afire and passions strong,
He set out to join the throng.

He practiced...

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At every turn in time, I wish to live the best dream 
The best wish everyone could have
That caress the precious grace per luck 
Which...

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Climb and jump trees, thou fish. 
Swim with your fins, thou monkey. 
Is a great fun to have such wish! 
How time turned up risk...

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Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of our barnyard residents
Find...

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Does an eager hand feel a throbbing heartbeat truly divine
making a lover's promise under a swaying, balmy pine?
Why look at blinking stars that aren't amazingly...

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Serendipity rounded the corner on two wheels
Screeching and shuddering as she attempted to wake me
Trixie my persnickety muse lulled me back to sleep with dream...

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I take another lotto chance, a whirl,
Lady Lotto, powers of a girl,
A woman's touch,
I don't ask much,
Lotto can well afford all this,
Winning a prize would...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Doggerel I or Nonsense Verse

A$$tronomical
by Michael R. Burch

Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
proved E equals MC squared.
Thus, all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not my mass, my a$$ declared!



Bible Libel
by...

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a runaway train 
blowing a warning
blasts me from my dream state
my heart is beating
as wildly as any antelope being eaten by a cheetah
I am weaker...

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