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Horn Before Being in Bed Hiaku

Horn Before Being in Bed Haiku

here is what book said
before you would have been in bed
make sure face was fed

Hiaku For the Unwashed En Masse

No one fux you over like family ...
You are welcome    ....

Horn Olympics Hammer Hiaku

Horn Olympics Haiku 

Olympics theme song;
When I would have a hammer,
This was what we need.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn

Hope this will humor you and USA 
ends  up with a clean sweep.

Wonder who out there are
curling fans. I remember 
a Carling beer that probably
no longer exists.

Yr Un

Mae hi yn yr un
hi yn yr un i caru
hi yn unig un

Hiaku- Tercet - Haiku Anthology

haiku
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let's walk with nature
sunny day hark birds singing
cuckoo you mimic

cuckoos' all gone
shot by hunters' everyone
they're not specific

swifts' last to arrive
cuckoos' once first on the scene
most humans' remiss

TERCET
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haiku
two words split
senryu

senryu
------
a haiku a page
once the masters had their say
who are the experts'

a senryu... foibles
humans their rights and their wrongs
it wasn't me

questions' some answers
many will and many won't

Dork Using a Fork Horn Hiaku

Dork Using A Fork Horn Hiaku

We once knew a dork;
Should eat donut with a fork;
Keep flakes from his clothes.

Let me describe he background 
of how this haiku came about. 
Yesterday, I had eaten a donut
with powdered white sugar on it.
The powder proceeded to end up
all over the place. This morning I
mentioned what had happened 
yesterday.

Horn Demand Satisfaction Hiaku

Demand Satisfaction
 
For a reaction,
To every distraction;
Want satisfaction.

Watching cannot stand,
Trump taking confusing stand
At any stand  in land.

Is an irony
About Trump astronomy;
Lost in open space.

None ever compares
With Trump's great foreign affairs;
All of us it scares.
(And no one dares.)

So where would we be
With no one to make fun of
On Saturday Night Live.

Again and again,
Trump will get

Horn Olympic Hiaku

Horn Olympic Haiku

He (she) was a winner
Started out as beginner
Are so proud of him (her).

You can apply it any way you want to.

Jim Horn

Trump Terrible Throat Horn Trilogy Hiaku

Trump Terrible Throat

Fowl words were coming
Out of his terrible throat;
For him will not vote.

People did do in;
Took advantage of again;
Sure it was a sin.

Others did entice
To kill people who were nice
A horrible price.

What other bad things is Trump
enticing people to do. Makes me
wonder.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

Horn Hillary Trilogy Hiaku

Horn Hillary Trilogy Haiku

Woman finally
I sure am starting to see
In White House should be.

God us He did bless
Narrow margin could care less
Remove all the stress.

What a woman will (5)
Duty rightfully fulfil (7)
So we can sit still.

Her confidence produces
restfulness to me.

Jim Horn

Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree

Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree

If away all my
Time I have spent where in world
Has all of it went?

If I did dipsey
Doodle would I do it with
Pekinese or Poodle?

If Southern was way
I had been talking will I
Be hard of hearing?

If twilight it was
Nearing are you glad that I
Will be disappearing.

To run over most
People I have to and

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Horn Hiaku Triplet of Downton Abbey

Between you and me
Her knockers could hardly see
What a way to be.

She seemed to extreme
With no features that redeem
Part of a bad dream.

Bra was twenty-two
And more pounds lost quite a few
Which was end of you.

She set rapid pace
Did disappear into space
We could not replace

Were delirious
After many more queries
Had stopped whole

Horn Hillary Honorary Hiaku

Horn Hillary Honorary Haiku

Trump just made his terrible statement
wile speaking at Dordt University in
Sioux City, Iowa. Here is my Horn
Haiku poem I wrote about it.

Should we even the score
Donald Trump does not speak for
Myself anymore

He could stand right in
Middle of Fifth Avenue
And then shoot someone.

Never lose voter
But still need an escorter
Who will remove him.

Tis apparently

Deer Hiaku

My wife Jill was just commenting on how 
she saw some deer when she came home 
from choir practice Wednesday. They were 
about 30 feet away from a pond. She has 
seen then several times but never actually
at the pond drinking water. Here is my Horn
Haiku I wrote in reference to this.

Will wave magic wand;
Deer

Have Horsed Around With Hiaku

Have Horsed Around with Haiku 

With me horse remain;
I would rub and pet her mane;
She did entertain.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet

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