Dire Desire To Meet Vampire
...About Herschel Walker
did have desire
had mentioned a vampire
conditions are dire
patience wearing thin
level of an Olympian
werewolf was in din
was so much suspense
discovered that he ...
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Categories:
herschel, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
The Football Player's Party
...Herschel Walker's Republican stride
Tackles truth and shoves it aside
He'll smash facts and weave
To fake and deceive
Those who don't see how much he's lied
Author's Comment: What is it about ...
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Categories:
herschel, anger, character, evil, football,
Form: Limerick
Mid-Terms
...Herschel Walker thinks life is the pits
Because women will not call it quits
Facebook #1
Spoiled all of Trump's fun
And its driving him out of his wits!...
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Categories:
herschel, political,
Form: Limerick
'bound For Mental Institutions'
...Silk & Diamond, Kanye West,
Marcellus Wiley, Isiah Thomas,
Jason Whitlock, R C Maxwell,
Angela Staton King, Umar Johnson,
Paris Dennard, Darrell Scott,
Ben Carson, F Lee Francis,
Tammy Bruce, M...
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Categories:
herschel, political,
Form: Free verse
Herschel Victor Lance
...Here lies no Herschel Victor Lance
Life didn’t give him a chance
He fell into a vat of molten iron
We buried his memory, perchance.
Written July 16, 2022...
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Categories:
herschel, horror, humor, miss you,
Form: Epitaph
Just Say Valentine
...Won’t you be, won’t you be my . . .
Valiant hero, idol call
Valentin . . . o, oh no no . . .
I mean yes, but . . . gosh you’re tall!
Herschel, I just had to fall . . .
Fall in . . . fall in l...
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Categories:
herschel, love, valentines day,
Form: Rhyme
Zombies Ate My Christmas Guests
...Zombies ate my Christmas guests
Oh Lord you should have seen it
Don't know what the cops will think
But the neighbors won't believe it
Granny dodged and moved so quick
She ran like Herschel Wa...
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Categories:
herschel, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme