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ADDICTION'S WEB

Casanovas slipping into the red-light tangle;
Forbidden fruits, where temptations dangle.

A carousel sequelae of transient fun,
Shoving precious life through a darkened dungeon.

Herpes, a saboteur of life's quality;
Silent falsehoods, pernicious in totality.

Retrovirus tainting the filthy foray—
Courtesan's fate wrapped in tragic dismay.

The French disease, resurging like a dragon,
Greatest mimicker, its curse on the wagon.

An avalanche of despair, harrowing as the Holocaust;
Fleeting morale fulgurates, bruising life's bitter frost.

Relationships crumble, akin to a precarious card cascade—
An insidious monster of misery, lurking like a ticking grenade.

Dire repercussions of the aftermath,
Grueling the innocent's once-quiet path.

Serenading the cognizant wizard,
Salvaging thyself from a tumultuous blizzard.

Lousy Hotel Bar

He lived in room 757
just like a haiku
thats what he said to me
just like a haiku
eesh

There’s a reason I avoid this part of town

if not for the psuedo intellectualism that spreads
faster than herpes at a swingers party
then for the cheap drinks for too much money
the door guy that thinks he deserves a tip
keeping out the ‘riffraff’ as they used to say

The Polo shirt with the Raybans over in the corner
makes eyes at the one girl his buddies brought to the bar
if he plays his cards right
he might just have a chance

and why not? 
Did I walk into a bar
or some sort of reality show
where are the cameras and who’s
ing with me?

The carbon copy cut outs of people all staged around the place
talking about haikus
and their twitter account 
and their many followers
not my scene as I head to the door

As a pick up from my coat from the check
the girl tells me to have a good night
I doubt it
no one writes Haiku’s anymore

Escaping Class

Students escaping classes was always a problem. Yesterday, the headmaster caught Herpes on the corridor. 

*From Mr. Bean* 

September 17, 2023

Freudian Slip

the chalice of need contains no poison ~ but might cause a herpes lip

scoffed the leper to the serpent ~ who was trying to sponge out a sip

the snake dissed the quip quietly ~ his tongue had already lost its tip 

but was heard under his breath saying ~ how’d i end up in such a kip

What Happens In Vegas

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,
except for herpes, that follows all of us.

Herpes Zoster

Herpes zoster 


After a simple dinner chitchatting with a friend
Felt itch in the loins with burning a sensation
It seemed strange and my hand touched the spot
Lo! It was there with a bang, the Herpes zoster.

The attack so sudden and surreptitiously silent 
It took quite some time for me to come to senses
It was night in a remote mountainous hamlet
It was a crisis that left me really flabbergasted.

As night passed it erupted in all its ferocity
Each passing moment seemed like an epoch 
No help expected from any corner at night
It was a first nightmare I experienced in life.

The next morning saw a proper physician
He instantly diagnosed it as herpes zoster
Gave medicines and lotions and injection
And advised me to grin and bear the pain. 

Two months have passed since that night
Each day’s pain quietly reminding me
To wait patiently for that jubilant day
Free from nagging anguish and agony.

Satan Minions

(none fiction)


The Satan minions tried to do it again
Trying to take advantage of young that's trying to have a future like everyone else.
They need to be crucified like Jesus Christ.
They need to be crucified like the two thieves that died with Jesus as well.
They behavior are like a itch with hives/herpes that they had tried to spread on everyone.
They desperate for attention, for they miserable with themselves and their own.
So they try to take advantage of my young child like a miserable drug addict trying to get a buck.
I do not know what they problem is but they all need a mental evoluation for all the violation they been doing on to me and my son.
I wish Adolf Hitler was still alive for at this moment those are what those malpracticioner deserve to be crucified for being a problem to me and my son.

Princess Misled

Princess Misled:


Kissed a bunch of frogs
They were still frogs in the end.
Kissed toads, until warts grew
Why is what you're looking for
Always in the last place you look
I asked myself.?

I needed my Prince
Oh how I needed my hero.
Ready to give up, I drank
Potions from the last cauldron.
About to call it a life.

My Fairy Godmother 
Was a Witch.....
I Was under her spell 
Still I searched once 
Again to no avail.

One last kiss did I perform
To my surprise this last frog 
Transformed; When the 
Prince saw me, with warts 
On my skin: Mission 
Completed as this now my end.

The moral of the story is as clear
As can be, Mono or herpes is not
Worth the risk.
The toads that you kiss...
May not be so charming;Fairy Tale
Metaphors, may prove be alarming.

Real Princesses, go home
When they leave the ball,,
The Prince was not very happy, not 
Happy at all: He ran away screaming...
"Ladies and Princesses should never kiss frogs "

Std

If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you seduce my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.

(This is a fictional poem)

Like Herpes

When they leave,don’t complain
Let them go without constrain 
Be thankful for they dint leave a sprain
For like herpes they will always be back with a strain
Yes forever like herpes they will strain to pain

Six Things Satan Did To Get the Boot Out of the High Place

1. When Satan was an Angel:

    He discovered fault finding easy in the Heavenly Society.
    
    No reason to put forth an effort to improve,

    Just dis.


2. When the Sky-Boss wasn't around

    He would slip memos to hes fellow workers,

    "There is no union,

    Nothing to coordinate the wants of the Winged Servants.

3. He claimed the Heavenly Chorus sang off key:

    And sounded like it was suffering

    From a case of group herpes.

4. He reminded everyone:

    As often as possible,

    That the Holy He created women as a lesser species,

    :After all, Eve did come along as a side issue."

5. Wherever God asked,

    "Are you working?"

    Mr. D. would always answer in the affirmative,

    Gut, his task was too often centered on group diffusion.

6. The final straw in his disposition:

    Occurred after he had constantly complained to the Almighty

    That the thermostat was set too low,

    "I can't stand the cold up here!  Why don't you do something about it!:

Honesty On the Internet

Honesty On the Internet

By Elton Camp

No ordinary people use the Internet
Young, handsome, beautiful you get

Where no woman is past her prime
And no man’s a sleazy ball of slime

No man admits that his head is bare
Rather, he claims thick, blonde hair

Not a female has sagging breasts
My figure is great, she protests

Men go to the gym every day
That he’s obese, he’ll never say

And such healthy folks are these
Not a one of them has herpes

Financial security all do claim
While welfare’s the actual game

The unmentioned problem, of course
Forgetting the need to get a divorce

A great desire does remain
For a regular fix of cocaine

Online honesty is extremely rare
So get involved only if you dare

Living All At Once

You Only Live Once is apparently my generations motto,
Its why she feels so hollow.
God damn girl, i used to be your man girl!
now i can pick up a magazine anywhere around the world, and see a full spread picture of the girl that used to be my world.
You only live once don't you get it!
So do all of these drugs! yeah! I know you won't regret it!
Now my friend is dead, and i bet you wish you hadn't said it.
You only live once and then your dead!
Of course you should let that random girl give you head!
Now my friend has herpes and he wishes he was dead,
because his girlfriend let him when he ****ed that girl instead.
You only live once Ben come on don't you remember?
Isn't that what you told Dillon that November?
Isn't that what you told Brittney to convince her to take those pictures?
Is that what you told Ryan when he told you that his dick hurt?
You only live once, so don't try and live all at once.

Rondelet: Reduce the Size and Population of the State

Rondelet: "Reduce the size and population of the state." 

"Ensure that even though the people have tools of war (...) they will not use them (...) they will be reluctant to move to distant places because they look on death as no light matter. (...) Bring it about that the people will (...) find relish in their food And beauty in their clothes, Will be content in their abode And happy in the way they live."   Tao Te Ching, LXXX. Transl. by D. C. Lau. (Penguin Books).


Population

Cut sex: immigration will stop

Population

Well almost: miscegenation

Humans put sex at utmost top:

Aids herpes chlamydia crop up

Population


(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2012

The Cure For Forty Death-Dealing Cells

Impotent at birth

Impotent at death

         and only somewhat potent in between

Why were you born without your own consent

What was the karmic guilt of your first birth
  and what about those maimed in the mind
         crippled in the womb
             eaten by meningitis
                 by herpes
                     by syphillis
                         by aids

What are their chances of mending their karma

And what about that baby born without a brain
How is it to be blamed
    for not giving its organs to some transplant bank

Who cares if you live on
If you die
      who cares
and for how long

Does one have to care
being but ephemeral


© T. Wignesan, April 2, 1992 (from the collection: back to background material, 1993)

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