Short Herpes Poems
Short Herpes Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Herpes by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Herpes by length and keyword.
Students escaping classes was always a problem. Yesterday, the headmaster caught Herpes on the corridor.
*From Mr. Bean*
September 17, 2023
Categories:
herpes, funny,
Form:
Prose
When they leave,don’t complain
Let them go without constrain
Be thankful for they dint leave a sprain
For like herpes they will always be back with a strain
Yes forever like herpes they will strain to pain
Categories:
herpes, best friend, betrayal, farewell, feelings, friendship, youth,
Form:
Rhyme
My wife believed
that since we were married
that we should share everything together equally,
so I infected my wife with an STD.
My wife now like I has genital herpes.
Ours is truly a marriage that shares equally.
Categories:
herpes, husband, wife, wife,
Form:
Rhyme
(to the tune of peter peter pumpkin eater)
Cheater cheater had to see her
Left work early to go and meet her
Banged her in a vacant house
And brought home herpes for his spouse
Received 7th place in "any poem you posted this week" contest
Categories:
herpes, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
the chalice of need contains no poison ~ but might cause a herpes lip
scoffed the leper to the serpent ~ who was trying to sponge out a sip
the snake dissed the quip quietly ~ his tongue had already lost its tip
but was heard under his breath saying ~ how’d i end up in such a kip
Categories:
herpes, allusion, humor, life, perspective,
Form:
Monoku
If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you seduce my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.
(This is a fictional poem)
Categories:
herpes, funny, giggle, girlfriend, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme