Humorous Heaven Poems

These Humorous Heaven poems are examples of Heaven poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Heaven Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberReincarnated Rozetta, Disappointed by Caren Krutsinger
Reincarnated Rozetta was very angry with her super angel team for saddling her with ChimChang Man again.
They had spent the last two lifetimes together, once...

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Categories: heaven, 9th grade, fun, funny,

Premium MemberThe Other Side of Heaven by PAT Adams
We were born purely innocent
All unaware of where we're dropped
Some had it harder than others
But soon the innocence is stopped

Then life becomes about choices
And the...

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Categories: heaven, humorous, judgement, moving on,



Premium MemberAnother Word For Heaven by Caren Krutsinger
I was given to the D’Mangos as a wedding present; I was silver, sparkly, and pretty full of myself. I have survived two children, a...

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Categories: heaven, divorce, feelings, funny, humor,

Premium MemberExes and Ohs to the tune of Sixteen Tons by Amy Sell
Intro:  Em  G  Em  B7

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Categories: heaven, angst, good night, guitar,

Premium Memberheaven sent by RUDOLPH RINALDI
a snowflake falls from heaven 
lands on the tip of my nose 
and points the way
...

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Categories: heaven, humor, humorous, inspiration,

Said the Devil by Al Juman
Said the devil,
Don't worry with that God side
too many rules. 
Don't do this,
don't do that.
You can't eat this,
you can't eat that,
Steal and you go to...

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Categories: heaven, allusion, confusion, fear, fire,

Premium MemberThe Good Luck Penny by Brenda McGrath
When I see a penny twinkle at me in the street,
It says, "Pick me up," down at my feet.
I slip it in my pocket and...

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Categories: heaven, humorous, inspirational, money,

How I Got Richer And What I Did Next by John Mudge
How I Got Richer and What I Did Next



I struck a sly deal with some Wall Street investors.
I shorted 'em stocks that didn't exist!
But they...

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Categories: allegory, funny, heaven, humor,

Longing for a Lunker by Old buck
Longing for a Lunker

When I was but a lad
Butch and I would fish.
In any stream or river
To catch a “lunker” was our wish.

As we reached...

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Categories: dream, faith, fishing, heaven,

Premium MemberMoney From Heaven by Brenda McGrath
My father-in-law, Frank was a man that loved to shop,	
We were two peas in a pod, we shopped til we dropped.
One spring day we decided...

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Categories: funny, heaven, humorous, husband,

Premium MemberPancakes Come From Heaven by Brenda McGrath
Pancakes come from heaven above,
One bite and it is culinary love!
Calories don’t count, you can eat your fill!
The Pancake world surely beats the grill!

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Categories: heaven, food, fun, humorous,

Premium MemberCowboy Train To Heaven by Dan Kearley
Standing all alone,
 at the edge of time.
With no where left to fall,
 and no where else to climb.

I feel like I'm standing
 back at...

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Categories: forgiveness, funny, heaven, humorous,

Premium MemberCowboy Heaven by Robert L. Hinshaw
They planted Hank 'neath a lonesome pine when he came to the end of the trail.
Angels ushered him to the Great Beyond and through that...

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Categories: heaven, humorous,

Untitled raw by Shane Pillay
What's keeping me sane?
What's not letting me blow out my brain. 
What's not letting me set a fire to my world 
because every night I...

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Categories: heaven, anger, conflict, depression, family,

In Heaven by Mohamed Adel
I will try to be a good man
And do good deeds as long as I'm livin'
I will try to behave as I can
Shall I eventually...

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Categories: faith, heaven, humorous, lost

The Thorington Ride by Mike Martin
Upon a ridge I saw the riders coming hard
They were mostly out of towners
But i knew they would go far

They only rested for a moment...

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Categories: heaven, hilarious, horse, humor,

Premium MemberLuck and Heaven by Seren Roberts
If I am in Luck, Heaven is near
Showered and waxed,good atmosphere
Dressed to kill or should say thrill
His libido has gone downhill
Viagra worked, gave a thankful...

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Categories: heaven, humorous,

A Marriage Made In Heaven by john williams
Poor Clem was hanging off the shed rafters,
His angry outback wife strutting underneath,
" You've gotta come down some time Clem,"
Said angry Etta through grinding teeth.

"I've...

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Categories: heaven, funny, humorous,

Premium MemberTo Heaven With Me by James Horn
To Heaven With Me

With my poems will set entire world on fire
Which is my destined desire that will not expire
Even though in some straights now...

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Categories: heaven, funny, humor, humorous,

Eden by Volodymyr Knyr
If some fruit is forbidden in Eden,
Eden soon also will be forbidden.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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Categories: bible, fruit, heaven, humorous,