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Dorothy Doo Wrong

...I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor.
I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years.
This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator.
Let’s call her Dorothy Doo W...

Dorothy Doo Wrong

...I have worked in ten schools as a school counselor.
I have had twelve administrators over twenty-seven years.
This one was the quintessential ridiculous administrator.
Let’s call her Dorothy Doo W...

The Eye Doctor Said I Should Take Up Boxing

...Ocular hypertension and
A couple of jabs here

I read the letters on the chart and
Threw in the towel

But she was adamant 
The connotations

Pay-per-view Las Vegas
Ears bitten 

Jubba-ju...

The Fifa Women's Word Cup

...Written: August 09, 20230
Fifa Women's World Cup 2023 Poetry Contest   Sponsored by: Mark Toney
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In the realm of soccer,...

Malevolent Maverick Mailer-Daemon

...Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon...
wrought maximum monetary mayhem
within mein kampf

Incomprehensible inhumane
inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously,
ineffably, indescribably inflicted
...

Work In Progress 7

...I never went looking for trouble it came looking 
for me.Bobby Long.He moved in around fourth grade.As far as he was concerned I was chum and he was Mr. Big Bad(albeit)cowardly shark.He picked me ca...

Withholding

...5/16/22



Here let me paint you a drawing
My skin crawling
Something stirring and calling
As the leaves begin falling
It's appalling
That people are always squabbling
And gossiping
Yet an...

The Lever of Faith

...The Lever (1) of Faith
*
The lever we need to move earth, if not heavens,
is Science, my friend, not your ‘take’ on our Bibles
(some mindfart of personal prejudice)! Playe...

How Not To Offend God

...How Not to Offend God!

The best way to not taunt God I think Christ makes clear
is not saying, “I grok God,” but “trust in God's Grace.”
From the day soul’s assigned us a...

Life In Deep Space - Air Added

...Life in Deep Space (Air Added)

True freedom can feel like an exquisite jail,
our colonized space bound by bars that we love.
Childs’ nutrition once favored, a lap dance n...

Ugly Little Poem

...Old age is stronger than youth
it's not the other way around
old age gets youth in a headlock
then chokes it out....

Brain Battle

...My racing brain doesn’t stop
It is fast, I wonder how long it will last
It moves in every direction,
Without any clear destination
It is past twelve
Maybe I will sleep at one
Tick tock,...

Kelps Report

...The Talus Series Is  a type of competition that
uses breaks(referee calls for)
to start and posture(beginning)
and reposuture. 
Both teams draw a ticket and a coin toss
accredits a team's draw. ...

The Facebook Club For Life

...Why not be righteous, stay one of the best
Spill not your beans, keep cards close to your chest
Today you are bounding, fresh in your head
Tomorrow a mind change, you wish you was dead
Your broth...

Frills Ah Million

...Missirio Mannex Milton
     " the best ever"
                 And
"The FargoCity Groove"
  Stamble Prancer
        
                 Verses

" Mondaynight" Mr. Embry Chirro
                 ...

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