Malevolent Maverick Mailer-Daemon

Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon... wrought maximum monetary mayhem within mein kampf Incomprehensible inhumane inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously, ineffably, indescribably inflicted inxs inexorable insidious injury. Snake charmer also known in the underworld as Harvey Specter subliminally slithered, and deftly insinuated himself into body electric of yours truly forever remotely controlling every waking and sleeping moment comprising ability to function. Ever since I got gouged senseless attributed to spellbound dime a dozen crooked fiendish idiotic limey oaf, who expunged loot lickety split courtesy flagrant ingrate latched outsize razor-sharp wickedness yours truly held captive impossible mission to recognize trickery and deceit tumbled into abysmal chasm, when the floor fell below my feet. Nothing but blackness seen ad-hoc as I spun to and fro, hither and yon with a monetary bedrock timelessness prevailed, and anyway present circumstances meant nothing more superfluous than clock, nevertheless precious elapsing seconds, minutes, hours, et cetera did nothing to lessen deadlock, which gripped me noggin running around like a madman then unwittingly grabbing hold of frock donned by a trumpeting cross dresser, who subsequently threatened me with his glock and quickly proceeded to wield powerful arms to restrain yours truly with asphyxiating headlock. Alas and alack mood of mine stormy and black existential nihilism nemesis Harvey Specter mein kampf, he did carjack creature dwelleth within soundgarden sibilate doth issue signaling trademark diamondback. After the scam artist made off like a bandit the scoundrel hit paydirt then did exit leaving me monetarily hemorrhaging a gaping hole, where I feel horrible trying to muster true grit cuz he (aforementioned swindler - actually blimey crook donned name incognito) and did squarely land a hit me with a devastating sucker punch draining every last red cent thus yours truly pleading emergency crisis lest one victim (me) seriously contemplates his existence to quit (perhaps experimenting overdosing prescription medication) furious at myself being such a dimwit; being oblivious to obvious "red flags" such as being told to withdraw cash practically threatening, ordering, kickstarting, heckling me to dash off to Citizens Bank ignoring feeling tension while teeth did tightly gnash cock and bull story, I embellished as if strung out high on hash witnessing webbed wide world of mine left bereft without kash and now I recoil as if being beaten with a lash. Yours truly then not in his right mind hence funding donations would be ever so kind lest yours truly would be inclined to take his (my) scrawny hind most quarters to ten thousand cannibals after these lovely bones licked clean red skeleton of miine enshrined.