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He Goat Poems - Poems about He Goat


Confessions of a Crazy Mixed-Up Elderly He-Goat
What becomes of crazy mixed up kids fifty years on? They become crazy mixed up elderly he-goats. I am in part a Protestant, In part I am a Jew, But then I am a Catholic, on off-days an atheist, too. I’m something of a socialist and pay my union dues from well-laundered Mafia funds. Psst! Have you got your share, too? If they’d put me...

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Categories: he goat, crazy, humor, kid,
Form: Burlesque
Excited Disoriented He Goat
it was born in a forest of foliage that it did not find appetite to enjoy instead it chose marijuana as food it loved it and boasted about it often that it found pleasure in odd things every she-goat was a meaningless kid its siblings, parents a bundle of nonsense in the herd it tempered other he-goats tongue out, eyes swollen with...

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Categories: he goat, power, satire,
Form: Free verse



Beards of He-Goat
Presence in class made a student to shade rapid tears endlessly I asked her one day “Dear student tell me; bright, sharp and smart you are why do you cry in class every time I come to teach?” and she told me; “Whenever I see you, Sir, When I look at your long beard I remember my He-goat that a thief stole from me a few years...

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Categories: he goat, satire, teacher,
Form: Free verse
Ugly He-Goat
He has curved horn colored dirty black body never brushes his teeth that he exposes often probably to express envy to every rival seen around He cares not about the tail that is doggish and fat mustache he does not brush neat and the belly that is heavy as that of a she-goat touches soil when he moves around the herd He stands up to address goats and...

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Categories: he goat, leadership, metaphor, satire,
Form: Free verse
The He-Goat
He smells here and there like the politicians, He is as stupid as the looters of our lilies pride. Where ever he goes, people knows he has entered Because of his fart which smell like the politicians lies. A politician in the animal kingdom, a tyrant to humans. His black colour depict the darkest part of the politician' hearts and...

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Categories: he goat, africa, art,
Form: Ballad



Once Upon He Goat and Man
HE-GOAT: Why do you always put rope around my neck? Allow me to be free like other animals here, I want to be like the fowl that roam about without Any rope tie around its neck and legs. I want to be like the dogs that keep watch over you, I want to look like the pussy cat that is free...

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Categories: he goat, africa, art,
Form: Ballad
The He-Goat
He-goat said"Mum place yourself for mounting" She frowned that he has no fear for Dad`s thing, Not afraid of Daddy`s hit, He`s prepared for this fast fit, ready to use condom for this kicking....

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Categories: he goat, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things