Black is beautiful
When I tore lose from the mountain
and fell into the river. I was a rough
stone, offended other stones as I lacked
manners and appeared gruff
Now, however, I'm smooth, oblong and
black, feels no shame stating I'm masculine
different from the shed gray other stones
I share the riverbed with
spring is when ice melts on the mountain
and I'm pushed along until I am an attractive
black stone on a creamy white beach
I'm worried about being stuck where
the river is shallow; a boy might find me
picks me up and put me on the widow sill
in his room and forget me until his mum
throws me out with rusty nails, toys, and batteries
I will never feel the sea washing over me
and look hansom on a golden beach
Categories:
hansom, abuse, adventure, angst, best
Form: ABC
As comforted by, Autumn eve
With it, approaching
Choice grim hansom requested of
The sombre-inclined.
Aptly quaint, to be enclosed
And snuck away in
Misty-glassed, puce velvet-hung, down
Dim pasts that does wind.
Categories:
hansom, autumn, eve, memory,
Form: Rhyme
Whadidit usay?
A ale too far to sail on mar?
Ne’er too far for tha ner keday
And some kin jin us mestarar.
Neh join us there wit min an sord
to take dai in ur hansom handen.
We kanno come that way wid not a bord,
ni morro com Kig an Sor tostanden!
E kin waifor in borg till then.
Nolanger tha needle wai for us,
but canno wee morro on borofin
widot de somulin garolus.
So wesaled wid to foreston
ner de magar to forstallin.
Kig an Sor tostand wid sorrontom,
an nofor ken a pistollin!
Categories:
hansom, conflict, courage, fate, nonsense,
Form: Vogon Poetry
The crab is drab and sitting on a grab
Toasting his brown bread in the monster's lab
The sea is creasy
The crab is greasy
He is street easy on a hansom cab
Categories:
hansom, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
I stand here in the corner as I see you grace the floor
Aware that you don't know me, but it's you that I adore
I see you with a man, as he twirls you 'round the hall
And i wish that man was me, and my name, the one you call
There are men here talking business, there are ladies having tea
But i focus on your image, as my heart sends out its plea
That you stop for just a moment, and glance in my direction
And see that I'm in love with you and yearn for your affection
I know it's just a dream, that we've taken to this floor
And dance away the empty days, till we can dance no more
But now I see you happy, inside this hansom hall
And I must stand here silent, as I watch you have a ball
Categories:
hansom, heartbroken, lonely, love, love
Form: Rhyme
Such an invasion will not go unavenged-
I will render my prostate prostrate
Lest my humor become unhinged
It so betrays my desire to micturate, yea even to conjugate.
And I will radiate radiation
When approached I will shout Unclean! Unclean!
I will need some serious anesthesiation
Just to maintain my unvented spleen.
I always think I am so hansom
I quite assume my royal entitlement
But a colony of cutthroats now inhabit my rectum.
And I must engage in violent embattlement.
To the walls! To the walls! my spermatazoan comrades
And destroy these interlopers awful.
Let them not breach our ballustrades
For Nature herself has proclaimed them unlawful.
Categories:
hansom, poems,
Form: Burlesque
There was a dashingly hansom young Toreador
Who slept on the floor of a corridor
But things they got worst
When he met this cute nurse
Now he sleeps in her medical storage draw.
Categories:
hansom, funny, , cute,
Form: Limerick
I love experiencing all our firsts,
The first time you walked me to my car,
underneath the shiny stars.
mmmm our first kiss,
And how I couldn't wait 2 taste your lips.
The first time we made love,
so confident and equipt.
Never took our time for granted,
we were thankful for this gift.
The first time you stayed till morning,
had me taken by surprise.
To wake with this hansom man,
was all worth my wild.
The first time we had a fight,
And saw who we really are,
We still made the decision to love each other,
till death do us part.
The first year of first holidays,
we spent building what we have.
To turn our loved ones into family,
And continue on our path.
The times we feel were worlds apart,
you'll always have my heart.
And now to have you in our lives forever's just the start.
Categories:
hansom, adventure, faith, family, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Grandpa
You always know just what I’m thinking
You know just when to call
You are the ideal Grandpa
Granddaddy
You are my shady tree
You block the violent sun
You are an exceptional Granddaddy
Grandpapa
You buy me lots of ice-cream
You play lots of games
You are the ultimate Grandpapa
Grandpa
You always know what I’m thinking
You know just when to call
You are my Grandpa Lalo
Dedication: To my Grandpa Lalo. Happy Birthday! No matter how old you get you will always be the most
hansom man in the world to me! Thanks, and I love you!
Categories:
hansom, family, thank you
Form: Free verse