Handstand Poems - Poems about Handstand

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Here’s the man in the marching band Fiddlin with sticks on his petty hands Marching, marching round the street In the middle of the glazing blazing heat. Here’s the man in the marching band He......Read the rest...

...I placed the shoe on my right hand; And I stood on my hands; Walking alone I fell down; Now I'm up again:......Read the rest...

...I had not been on another poetry site even a week And I’ve already crossed paths with a bully A self appointed “Professor of Poetry” it seems Who spews out rude comments regularly Now, I don’t......Read the rest...

...It is a unanimous decision Shirley is not at our faculty meeting. We appoint her “in charge” of spirit day – Wednesday! Watch out! Her teaching partner cautions us, but she does not offer to do ......Read the rest...

...My grandma was a steeple jack, Of heights she had no fear. The crowds would gather round to watch. They came from far and near, To see her swing and pirouette, Doff her hat and wave. And ......Read the rest...

...I used to be teen suicide, less full of myself to wonder a future unknown borrowing a want of perfection in strength of movement, a posture of glazed movement, gymnastic skills of love, purposef......Read the rest...

...A pumpkin grabs hold of my hand Then tried to do a handstand He wouldn’t let go So, I threw him through the door His pieces was buried in the sand......Read the rest...

...Christmas limerick to honor my friends. Do a handstand, but skip the knee bends. We are getting old Holidays are gold Please enjoy them to their bitter ends. When the children get to be too mu......Read the rest...

...That ugly duckling face of yours resembles the back end of a horse, that second face you have a gory sight a clogged lavatory orange bright, both worthless to the human race, so I’ll tell yo......Read the rest...

...Maybe I just needed a hand A hand to show there is someone Someone who genuinely cares Cares that I lack trust Cares that I lack faith In me ... sometimes Maybe I just needed a patient hand......Read the rest...

...I A queue to a doorway No-one knows what´s On sale there It could be washing powder Almonds or diamonds You think this was some Yesterday Look out your Ghost smeared Window This is now ......Read the rest...

...Tall and handsome was super Armand Younger days spent in a music boyband Older he graduated to a heavy rock band With the stage name of “Collapsin’ Grandstand” Last summer Armand took a cruise ......Read the rest...

...I’ve practiced, this detachment this try and play and give and take of feelings that stay you pulled me through the doorway calling me to temptation and wants when one day more is all ......Read the rest...

...An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a haddock bast......Read the rest...