Super Armand

Tall and handsome was super Armand Younger days spent in a music boyband Older he graduated to a heavy rock band With the stage name of “Collapsin’ Grandstand” Last summer Armand took a cruise trip to Greenland Because that was his deep rooted fatherland Then a hop a skip and a jump over to Iceland Tagging on a visit to his sweet motherland He thought this’d be much better than Disneyland For here his music was in most popular demand Confirmed in all papers at any newsstand Heard it many a time and it was easy to understand Fans cheered and danced at the band’s command Everyone in attendance had a time that’s grand Always had a bigger crowd than planned All felt like they had reached the Holy Land Never accused of being underhand or bland Every night in the middle of Armand’s handstand The crowd wildly cheered for “Collapsin’ Grandstand” Too hilarious to see how would jump to attention every stagehand AP: Honorable Mention 2020 Posted on February 28, 2018