Hairiest Poems - Poems about Hairiest

...A yak and a yeti made a bet To see which one was the hairiest. The yak was an ox, And the yeti, no "fox", Had already won as the scariest. Neither had the allure Of the latest coiffure, They w......

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...The hairiest knee is waving at me, another one shows - and tickles my nose. As many appear, I reach for a beer and watch 'em emerge, ignoring the urge to run for my life - or call for my wif......

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...Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest l......

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...GOOSEBERRIES AND SHARP CREASES The plumpest, juiciest, hairiest gooseberries My grandfather grew in a circular bed, Dead centre of the immaculate lawn. And blackcurrants under ......

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...The hairiest arm came out of the pot and slapped me. I slapped it back, angry now, for without a head, How could the arm do that? My husband jumped out of his recliner. What are you making? He......

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