Hag Poems - Poems about Hag

Please, refuse the disguised rag That wearer still makes a hag. Be bold to say “No, thank you” While leaving “Later, see you! A coat of curious color That offers the eye pallor, Long threadbare to soonest sag And straight goes into a bag…. Delight not in robe you’ve got, Last wearer had liked it not; Underneath its arms ink blot And on its left breast...

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Jester invited the purple hag to dine. She noticed his weird nasty ugly whine. She gives him voice lessons. In twenty-eight sessions. Their partnership is delicate and fine....

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He wanted to rest. She wanted to pester. His eyes closed. She yelled “Lester!” The garage door needs fixing, she began to fester. He was getting tired of his wife, Old Ester. Can I please have a tiny bit of peace? She asked if he had yet signed the lease. He was exhausted from an eight-hour day. She wanted him to work;...

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We slowly walked along the beach, granddaughter and me, in silence, save for the distant roaring of the sea. At times, she ran ahead, dancing, skipping on the sand once in a while, returning to take me by the hand. With heads bowed, we both scoured earnestly along the shore She and I were both aware what we were searching...

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He is around you now, the wizened woman said. She had blue and purple hair, and she looked a hundred. The lines in her face were crisscrossing like a pie that fell. What would she know, this woman who professed to know. Who is it? I asked, fearful that it might be my angry uncle. It is a young boy,...

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The red devil is leading the hag witch and her cat Through a laughing jack-o-lantern field so flat. The wind is howling, the owls are on the move. Dracula is waiting, in the mood to truly groove. The red devil is silent, which makes him scary. Cat’s fur stands up, he is terrified of Sister Mary. Mary keeps going with determination...

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I am the scary Bella I haven't got a fella To bring me my umbrella in the pouring rain. Had one, he was yella Kicked in his patella Ran away from Bella limping, screaming pain....

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bounty brags blushing purpled eyes puncturing hoisted hag seducing callous crimson tuning into hankering hall she opened door gaunt glottis shrunk like leering lust's none inside thrust "I'll revive him, mystic May's wind pebbles pruning pills" then she left, reincarnation at crest. 19:12:24:07:30 ~Note~ An imitation of Lascelles Abercrombie's "Witchcraft: New Style"...

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There once was a crusty old hag whose poetry made people gag. She once wrote a sonnet, the folks threw up on it and tossed it away in a bag. She went to a psychic who said, while turning up cards black and red, “I can see why they gripe, just stop writing this tripe. Have you thought of knitting instead?”...

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Sea Hag at last got to Popeye Spiked his spinach with Viagra (Oh my!) Olive Oyl was overtly outraged and insulted When a SCANDELOUS, sad affair soon after resulted... Written on: 6/1/2015 Submitted for: Kim’s Clerihew contest...

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She came out of the sea at twilight Weak and trembling, bent with age Her hair entwined with seaweed The pounding surf a watery stage. . She stood awhile and listened then with the most frightful groan Beaconed with a bony finger To her minions in the foam.. Out of the waves they scrambled Creatures from the dark and deep Unleashed this one dark night From...

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Winding up in the hospital is something nobody would need. We can say all you fools were the victims of greed. Captain Culpeper thought he could get away with the money. You saw what happened after that. All of you suffered injury. The captain threw away the pension he earned on the force. His daughter changed her name, and...

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She came out of the sea at twilight Weak and trembling, bent with age Her hair entwined with seaweed The pounding surf a watery stage. . She stood awhile and listened then with the most frightful groan Beaconed with a bony finger To her minions in the foam.. Out of the waves they scrambled Creatures from the dark and deep Unleashed this one dark night From...

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