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Guzzler Poems - Poems about Guzzler


Premium Member Ave A Drink O Water Earle
...when holded Earle a too large cup of water heapied one inch up drankied drankied Earle guzzler and wetted chin and all his beard slurping gulping could be heard ‘til emptied was the too full cup......

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Categories: guzzler, fun, funny, happy, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Summer Chugalug
...Backyard dandelions have parachuted upwards, on heavenly breezes. The mower gave them a kick-start, then they ascended; some to tickle ears and noses. Ride along garden ......

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Categories: guzzler, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Dreamer
...“dreamer” i’m a restless dream rustler tryin’ to catch what i can’t keep i’m a fine wine guzzler who can’t seem to get no sleep bases loaded and i’m pitchin’ i’m like the bases basically ......

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Categories: guzzler, color,
Form: Rhyme
Alarmed
...Ding The dryer just went off I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes Time to put my happy face on And leave for work Don’t forget to brush your gums With fluoride issued toothpaste and W......

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Categories: guzzler, addiction, cute love, dream,
Form: I do not know?
Dreamer
...I'm a restless dream rustler Tryin to catch what I can't keep I'm a fine wine guzzler Who can't seem to get no sleep Bases loaded and I'm pitchin I'm like the bases basically When I awoke was......

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Categories: guzzler, muse,
Form: Lyric



Parade Clown
...A guzzler from Lollapalooza just joined the parade - P. J. Sousa. ‘twixt his trombone and feet he's a trifle off-beat The cops coax him "off" to their cruiser. July 2, 2019......

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Categories: guzzler, 11th grade, funny,
Form: Limerick
Drunken Moon
...Life's gaze guzzler Drowning face deep in flaked soot shines waxing crescent.......

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Categories: guzzler, moon,
Form: Haiku
Repeal Day
...Repeal Day In terms of holidays, it’s not in the same league as Christmas and New Year’s Day. Still, anyone who enjoys a cold beer ought to raise a glass in honor of Repeal Day. On Dec. 5, 1933, C......

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Categories: guzzler, anniversary, education, holiday, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Got Gas
...The tank's getting low The needle's on 'E' And I already owe A gold mine to BP. So I look at the prices Anything under four bucks? I'll be eating beans and rices Because this gas guzzler suc......

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Categories: guzzler, angst, funny
Form: Sonnet
Car Court
...CAR COURT Enter, the older heavyweight steel giant, The bailiff, a 1954 Hudson, reads unhesitant : On the docket for this morning : guilty by implication - a Trabant, In c......

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Categories: guzzler, allegorycar, car, drug,
Form: Verse
No More Doom and Gloom: Tommy's Story
...People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight Let’s see if I can tell this story to prove I’m ......

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Categories: guzzler, funnyday, day,
Form: Rhyme
No More Doom and Gloom: Mary's Story
...People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight Let’s see if I can tell this story to prove I’m ......

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Categories: guzzler, funnypoetry,
Form: Rhyme
No More Doom and Gloom: Johnny's Story
...People say my poetry is mostly doom and gloom But I’m a funny person and I’ll prove it to you soon My wit and sharp ripostes are a constant delight Let’s see if I can tell this story to prove I’m ......

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Categories: guzzler, funny
Form: Rhyme
Show Off
...Don't stand there looking like, you don't understand, I am speaking clearly, you show off man. Riding on my bumper, then I had to stop, oh your breaks didn't work, your head is full of rocks......

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Categories: guzzler, life
Form: Narrative

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