Guv Poems - Poems about Guv

...“So this is your yearly assessment Pray tell how you feel you have done Since we made you Head of Progressment Shaping everything under the Sun.” “My achievements are way beyond measu......Read the rest...

...A flash in the sky had just caught my eye A man wearing cape and tights quickly sped by He landed sure footed and that’s when he spoke “Forsooth, I am verily one super bloke.” I said, “Ooh, ge......Read the rest...

...[Warning - This Acrostic may contain profanity… I have checked and I couldn’t find any, but, well something’s just kinda niggling me… honest guv] Heroes of the ‘super’ variety Often disguised......Read the rest...

...Being Aussie and a nomad with a wish to travel far, there comes a time when money’s scarce no matter who you are. I was in the north of England when the bank declared I’m broke, so I went to seek ......Read the rest...

...One world in a trillion Where everything clicked In a Goldilocks zone Where a switch had been flicked Busted Perfection soon rusted When late party crashers Were grab it and smashers For ......Read the rest...

...The mayor and guv’nor did clash, Both feeling empowered and brash And we all await In city and state To find out whose credit will crash. The mayor says schools will be closed ‘Til September,......Read the rest...

...Alas, due to the insidious coronavirus situation, The guv ordered barber shops closed for the duration! Now, I suppose that is of no concern to a bald-headed bloke, But since I still have a few ......Read the rest...

...Through it all, this crazy season, There has been one voice of reason: Andrew Cuomo, New York’s guv, A Democrat we all can love. He gives us info, up-to-date And all he does communicate Is do......Read the rest...

...The wheels on the London bus go round and round, till the driver crashes it Tequila style. Everyone loses their heads, except him. He gets into a Black Bomber taxi and pops open a vodka. Need a lift ......Read the rest...

...A leopard found a shepherd who was looking after lambs The shepherd had some sandwiches with different flavour jams The leopard feeling peckish thought he’d steal one tiny sheep So he snuck behind......Read the rest...

...Rudolph's nose shines frosty bright, Relations will be cool this night He raps a hoof on Santa's door And says we feel we should earn more If we're to work on Christmas day We must insist on d......Read the rest...

...Susie teetered into Bill’s office, wearing a skintight miniskirt Sat on Bill’s knee for dictation. She was an outrageous flirt Soon Bill was smitten and couldn’t resist her ample charms......Read the rest...

...Spare a copper guv, for many fought for you, We went to war and many mates died there too. Buy a Poppy lady, I'm not a beggarman, The trenches were full when it began. A penny in the pot if it's ......Read the rest...

...Guv, tell me, not without the reason our Moscow in the fired treason was burnt and left for French. Oh, there were fights I see their splendours so awesome and we have the embers, No wonder Rus......Read the rest...

...You're my hero this month, Dianne. You brought down your unfaithful man. "Luv Guv," now your ex, was wild about sex. One staffer was his greatest fan. A text meant for her went to you! Months......Read the rest...