I have this disability
The one called imbecility,
Along with instability
And rampant incivility.
I lack dependability
And have no credibility.
I’m short on sensibility,
Am prone to gullibility
And have the inability
To see my fallibility.
And yet, with great humility
I say with plausibility
The concept “genius” – you’ll agree –
Really fits me to a tee.
I'm just as gullible as the next average joe
Thinking MOST world leaders are trusting souls
Delirious some say
There's some that convey
A serious undermining of an honest portfolio
Excessive gullibility -makes you a victim, a prey?
Lucky you! I know how to treat such a dreadful disease.
Send me money and your troubles will go away.
You will stop trust anyone, anymore in any degrees.
He can only find oil by opening a can of sardines.
By hoping to make money, he employs some strange means.
He takes his metal detector, and wanders along the beach.
Is there some buried treasure well within his reach?
With almost any IPO, he buys big blocks of stock.
Sooner or later, he goes down the street to pawn and hock.
This individual thinks he can break the bank in the casino.
With any sense, he knows this isn’t the way to go.
The way he rolls the dice leaves plenty of room for doubt.
His bankroll goes down the tubes with each seven out.
Lottery tickets are purchased at the corner store by the bunch.
He thinks he has the winning number. There is always a hunch.
The morning after the drawing, there is usually disappointment.
He is always aiming for the penthouse, but winds up in the basement.
Does this individual’s description have familiarity?
That is a person who reeks with gullibility.
Men, whenever you get undressed,
does the woman with you appear unimpressed?
The lady is beautiful; she has it all.
However, does she think that certain thing is too small?
Well, here is how to get something she will dig:
Get enhancement in a bottle and take a little swig.
That something considered too small will get incredibly big.
Yes, this will do the trick without any trouble.
Call in the next thirty minutes, and your order we will double.
For an evening with your loved one that will really be great,
have your credit card ready and call 1-888-888-8888.
If you believe all the above that you see,
all I can say is: “You reek with gullibility”.