Guano Poems - Poems about Guano

... A penguin said to a grey seal “ Trumps tariffs they cannot be real, Cos there’s nowt here but poo Turds pooped by me by you He’s welcome to give THAT a feel” Seal pondered then......

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...Reading fridge magnets; surprised how interesting, the world is when stamped into rubber decals. Rome, Ankara, both Buda and Pest. Watching a colorful rolling diorama, pictographs tumbling over......

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...All words and wonder, wobbling copper green Foam and guano floating In the sea cave’s lee A flock of gannets raucous on a rocky pile And the ever-growing echo as the men came by Climbed......

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...Go on break its heart, don't be shy, ask it why was it said in that way and not another? Or maybe why the hell you even said that anyway? A poem enters a boxing ring gets beaten up, yet in the en......

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...The Flies and the Bees The sun has risen and set; another season has been resolved and many acts of aggression that might never be absolved No podium will be awarded for the deletion of kick the......

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...The brighter colors are the first to go as everything first fades to shades of grey then eventually, to black or white. Valid reasons come down to yes or no then questioning to whom it is I pra......

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...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......

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...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB- Dung beetles them there beetles ; That feed on feces; Some species of dung beetles; Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species; Can bury dung 2......

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..."Give Me Your Tired" posted 7 Jun 2021 i'd join the morning person's club except their meetings start before noon early to bed, early to rise makes a man healt......

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...It was not right to inflict or incite The light of the blue bats on this pretty night. Quite a stretch to ignore the creature’s dire plight, Would they fight us for their guano? Some just might!......

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...the world is made up of 99% guano and 1% of other matter neither time, climate change, nor especially man will change the original recipe or matter......

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...In dark rock-cleft with guano splats, There dangle many thousand bats. A lowly worm evolves therein And in bat flesh begins thriving. Now man arrives for bats to eat, For hungry poor, some tas......

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..."Holy Humor" Posted 1 Mar 2021 if you need an ark to save two of each animal i Noah guy creating Eve was the first known example of splitting the Adam fa......

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..."Election Edition" posted 1 Nov 2020 politicians: like diapers, need frequent changing (for the same reason) debates are like steer horns a couple points with l......

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...Come have some delicious guano dip the new neighbor said. Inviting us to her lavish table, outside by the shed. We were reluctant knowing what guano is. Fluffy green dip was set up by chips and po......

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