Guano Poems - Poems about Guano

Reformulation of sin

...Reformulation of sin
Homeocentrism combatant
Sociopathy redefinition
Is for Intellect palatable

Apparently imposure of sin
Kills source collective the bias
Care you don't have to bear
Of nei...

PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS PART 2

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A penguin said to a grey seal
“ Trumps tariffs they cannot be real,
Cos there’s nowt here but poo
Turds pooped by me by you
He’s welcome to give THAT a feel”

Seal pondered then...

Morning Reading

...Reading fridge magnets; surprised how interesting,
the world is when stamped into rubber decals.

Rome, Ankara, both Buda and Pest.
Watching a colorful rolling diorama,
pictographs tumbling over...

The Sea Cave's Lee

...All words and wonder, wobbling copper green
Foam and guano floating 
In the sea cave’s lee
A flock of gannets raucous on a rocky pile
And the ever-growing echo as the men came by
Climbed...

Tear It Apart

...Go on break its heart, don't be shy, ask it why
was it said in that way and not another?
Or maybe why the hell you even said that anyway?
A poem enters a boxing ring
gets beaten up, yet in the en...

The Flies and the Bees

...The Flies and the Bees

The sun has risen and set; another season has been resolved
and many acts of aggression that might never be absolved
No podium will be awarded for the deletion of kick the...

Feeding Frenzy

...The brighter colors are the first to go
as everything first fades to shades of grey
then eventually, to black or white.

Valid reasons come down to yes or no
then questioning to whom it is I pra...

Stool Matters--

...STOOL MATTERS--
O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!!
Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, 
specially that of common domestic
 farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer
Solid matter dis...

Deadicated Verse To Jan Allison At the Dung Diners Club

...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB-

Dung beetles them there beetles ;
That feed on feces;
 Some species of dung beetles;
Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species;

Can bury dung 2...

Monoku Monday - June 2021

..."Give Me Your Tired"   posted 7 Jun 2021

i'd join the morning person's club     except their meetings start before noon

early to bed, early to rise     makes a man healt...

Night Light Heads Out of Sight

...It was not right to inflict or incite
The light of the blue bats on this pretty night.

Quite a stretch to ignore the creature’s dire plight,
Would they fight us for their guano? Some just might!...

The One Percent

...the world is made up 
of 99% guano and 1% of other matter 
neither time, climate change, nor especially man 
will change the original recipe
or matter...

Worm

...In dark rock-cleft with guano splats,
There dangle many thousand bats.
A lowly worm evolves therein
And in bat flesh begins thriving.

Now man arrives for bats to eat,
For hungry poor, some tas...

Monoku Monday - Mar 2021

..."Holy Humor"    Posted 1 Mar 2021

if you need an ark to save two of each animal      i Noah guy

creating Eve was the first known example      of splitting the Adam

fa...

Monoku Monday - Nov 2020

..."Election Edition"  posted 1 Nov 2020
politicians:      like diapers, need frequent changing (for the same reason)

debates are like steer horns      a couple points with l...

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