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PRESIDENT TRUMP - YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS PART 2

A penguin said to a grey seal “ Trumps tariffs they cannot be real, Cos there’s nowt here but poo Turds pooped by me by you He’s welcome to give THAT a feel” Seal pondered then said, “That Trump guy Is trouble, I’m not gonna lie He may be the POTUS But he’s hoodwinked all voters To thinking that penguins can fly” “Trumps tariffs are a real disgrace Perhaps you should blast into space Fly down to the White House When you spot Trump the louse Poop guano on his orange face”

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Robert Pettit

Date: 4/10/2025 2:57:00 PM

Don't blame me! I didn't vote for that S.O.B.! This is a write of quality.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:36:00 PM

You are a wise man! And I think many are wishing they hadn't voted for him for a second term. PS check out the poem of the day Robert - it should be poem of the year! hugs jan xx

David Crandall

Date: 4/9/2025 5:13:00 PM

heaven help us!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:34:00 PM

agreed David - he is hell bent on dominating the world and running industry and the global economy into the ground:-( hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 4/9/2025 4:21:00 PM

Jan, that's very funny. The idea of resisting penguins makes a lot of sense. Their habitat would likely disappear if he gets his hands on the place. Wonderful humor!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:33:00 PM

Thanks Duke, I couldnt believe what i saw in the press, then again with this moron pulling the strings I guess anything is possible. hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 4/8/2025 4:21:00 PM

caca poo your right on target ! Jan, your brave to say it like it is, here we are afraid to use his name, it causes an avalanche of emotions when we do,

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:32:00 PM

He's a bit like Voldermort then only far more dangerous! hugs jan xx

Sara Jama

Date: 4/5/2025 11:06:00 AM

Omg I love this poem and your other Trump poem so much. These are the best. Cotton candy cheeto man. Lol

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:31:00 PM

lol thanks Sara - I've never heard him call that before, it is SO appropriate lol:-) hugs Jan x

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/5/2025 5:50:00 AM

And that I'd like witness for sure!! Great one Jan! Happy Saturday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:31:00 PM

Thanks Mike! hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 4/4/2025 7:42:00 PM

Man nor beast are not safe from this deranged orangutan wannabe lol.. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 4/10/2025 3:30:00 PM

true Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 4/4/2025 3:43:00 PM

Even the penguins have more sense. I have to wonder who does his research. lol The American President making the country great again? He's made it a laughingstock among all nations while many are suffering during his wild reign of vengeance. Is this the stuff leaders are made of? He's answered that with his ill-conceived actions and those who he's chosen to help him destroy our nation. Frustrated, I have to get away from the keyboard. Great Limericks, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/4/2025 4:14:00 PM

thanks Lin - the impact on the global economy is huge and it is such a worry with businesses maybe closing resulting in massive redundancies. with all the many billions Musk has lost in the last couple of days - Trump better watch out he doesn't bring the chainsaw to their next meeting! hugs jan x