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Grump Poems - Poems about Grump


Trump Caused Slump and Am a Grump
we had known that trump put economy in a slump became an old grump...

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Categories: grump, allegory, analogy, angst,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member He's Such a Grump
Republicans revere Donald Trump lining up to kiss his royal rump and Mitch McConnell's lips like his tongue; often slips, it's no wonder he's such a grump. (Limerick) 11-22-2020 Out On A Lim Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Joseph May...

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Categories: grump, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick



Dump Trump the Grump
Trump slipped on the ice as a kid His mum thought that he'd flipped his lid Because - with the dawn - His ethics were gone His dad blamed the Wizard of Id A six-times bankrupt is not a fool Just a crook decidedly cruel He buys without paying Thinks chicks are for laying With free bleach injections for school...

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Categories: grump, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Neanderthal Me
A Neanderthal me comes at night, He’s storm and grumpy, an ugly blight. You will not see him with human eyesight. But he’ll be unkind, and I don’t mean slight....

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Categories: grump, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Grump and a Grouse
A grump and a grouse ran around town. Griping and groaning, whining around. So full of guff We’d had enough. Sent them to a circus to be happy clowns....

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Categories: grump, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Limerick



Aliens All
Alien Captain Darth Veeder Texted, "Take me to your leader" He met Donald Trumup And snarled, " What a grump! You must be The Sludge-brained Tweeter!" (For Caren Krutsinger's "Take me to your leader" contest)...

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Categories: grump, culture, discrimination, immigration, international,
Form: Limerick
Old Grump
OLD GRUMP Old Grump, harumph Lived in a shack, No toilet, House out back. When approached, He’d glower With a face turned sour. He felt the world against him, And en-fenced him To be fated To live isolated. Then one day in May His front stoop suddenly featured A scraggly, mangy four-legged creature With droopy ears And expression mournful. Whose approach seemed to be only That he was lonely And a friend...

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Categories: grump, best friend, dog, friendship,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Lady Grump Versus the Chump
Lady Grump Vs. The Chump Clinton versus Trump Political garbage dump Miss man Lady Grump Mister Billionaire Chump Yes I'm stumped... bmdavey@ 02/26/16...

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Categories: grump, america, future, games, political,
Form: Rhyme

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