Grump Poems - Poems about Grump

...There are ghosts in her closets, ghouls on her stair. If you visit my grandma grump, it is best you beware. I’ve seen a see-through body with half a head. It looked curiously like my deceased cous......Read the rest...

...The grump got out of a lumpy bed, Slipped on his slippers, scratched his head. Stood on the scales, saw what he weighed, Then made some toast with marmalade. The grump then cycled down the lan......Read the rest...

...ding-a-ling bump bee bow wow boo thing-a-jing jump me how cow coo wring-a-fing grump free frow how who string-a-ming rump she pow wow foo......Read the rest...

...My fingers ran over the bark “A+K” nestled in a heart Wouldn’t you come with me, he asked, I cast a smile now an old scar The gentle breeze closes my eyes In the dusting of the springtime Swee......Read the rest...

...I love cauliflower I eat it every day its true I like broccoli as well I love veggies just like you I don’t know why you grump I see you stomping round Giving me the side eye Making sweary......Read the rest...

...Slip all batty zing ump ash Flip ball catty bing bump bash Clip doll fatty ding dump dash Sip caul hatty bring chump crash I stare at the speaker, wishing I knew what to do or say Hip haul nat......Read the rest...

...Donald J. Trump Also known as a whiny, petulant grump Should be indicted for crimes he’s committed It’s hardly likely he could be acquitted. Donald J. Trump I suppose he’ll soon be......Read the rest...

...All God’s critters got a place in the woods of Saint John They dance and sing and get their jimble jamble back on. We see it happening, and we laugh, for of them we are fond. They are jiving and ......Read the rest...

...triplet bear cubs are enjoying the remainder of the old hollow stump. they’re hanging off pieces of her, one has fallen down on his soft rump. mama is patient, but daddy bear might have turned into......Read the rest...

...You know me I am never grouchy she said. Is her neck on straight? Is she right in her head. I cannot stand people who stomp and grump. Just a second. Here comes that creep with the dowager’s hump.......Read the rest...

...In an isolated island where most people are fishermen, life was so hard. One morning near the shore, a genie from a floating lamp appeared before a hundred fishermen and asked each one of them for a......Read the rest...

...Parks are closing, children back to school Hopefully learning about the Golden Rule, And other important info about unnecessary strife Maybe even some very basic facts of life, Learni......Read the rest...

...we had known that trump put economy in a slump became an old grump......Read the rest...

...I woke up very early this morning, restless and bothered, itchy for the day to happen. As dawn broke orange, the city was revealed. I’ll never get tired of watching that. The snow was gone but a glos......Read the rest...

...I grump, I slump, I scowl, I'm in a mood To judge, nitpick and be abruptly rude. Skies heavy under clouds of concrete gray Lost are the pinks and lavenders of May. This winter has worn down m......Read the rest...