Dump Trump the Grump

Trump slipped on the ice as a kid
His mum thought that he'd flipped his lid
Because - with the dawn -
His ethics were gone
His dad blamed the Wizard of Id

A six-times bankrupt is not a fool
Just a crook decidedly cruel
He buys without paying
Thinks chicks are for laying
With free bleach injections for school
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Faulkner Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 4:56 PM
Wow, two limericks for the price of one - and this is fully right on the money!
Leffanta Avatar
October 28, 2020 at 11:18 AM
Not a shopper, so I don't really know when Black Friday is.....Aloha! Rico
Bauer Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 1:55 PM
well done, rico! watching him stalk off the set of "60 minutes" made me think i was watching a petulant adolescent who didn't get his way. hopefully he'll soon be out of our sight for good...
Leffanta Avatar
October 28, 2020 at 11:20 AM
17-million people reportedly watched his "performance". Let us hope it helped them decide "leadership" is a skill he lacks! Aloha! Rico
Rose  Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 12:41 PM
Ah, Rico, your salty , but you can be sweet too. I love your sense of humor. If Rico continues to bump, and turn all his poems to Trump, soon he will see its easy as pee , when Trump loses votes , oh tee hee !
Leffanta Avatar
October 28, 2020 at 11:20 AM
We wish! Aloha! Rico
Allison Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 12:39 PM
well said Rico, son reckons he has dementia perhaps thats why he tweets so he cant forget what crap hes saying:-( hugs jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
October 28, 2020 at 11:21 AM
Possibly, as he forgets what he has typed by the second line ......Aloha! Rico
One Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 11:31 AM
He is definitely a crook!
Leffanta Avatar
October 26, 2020 at 12:16 PM
The whole world can see that, but not 41% of Americans, which clearly establishes why the USA should spend more on Education than it does on the military! Aloha! Rico
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