Funny Gothic Poems
These Funny Gothic poems are examples of Gothic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Gothic Funny poems written by international poets.
The Strange but True Story of the Lincoln ImpDown in hell, that stronghold of sin.
strange things stir, but let me begin.
I'll get to the point. Some details I'll skimp.
I tell the tale of...
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Categories:
gothic, mystery, places,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
gothic, 12th grade, character, hope,
WormwoodWormwood
There is a place,
in the middle of nowhere... now. (hushed whisper)
It is hot and cooking,
and yet...things are green.
Nature has taken back,
what...
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Categories:
allah, conflict, earth, gothic,
Accidental WordsAccidental Words
Whispers I should not have heard.
Things "said"
that have gone way wrong.
It was just a party.
It began with, "I don't want to...
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Categories:
anxiety, conflict, gothic, integrity,
The OfficeThe Office
There are at least a dozen people waiting.
They are in various degrees of need.
Desperate for answers…
“They” will not receive here.
But the...
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Categories:
gothic, addiction, allah, america, death,
LOKI'S FALL FROM AESIRMalevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,
Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,
Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,
Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...
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Categories:
gothic, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,
ScarediesHave you ever seen a ghost?
Flittering all around
Or maybe a dark shadow
Floating off the ground
Maybe you heard a funny sound
You did not recognise
Or a face...
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Categories:
gothic, halloween, scary,
I'm A Zombie GirlI'm a Zombie girl...In a Barbie world.
My body bag is plastic...It's fantastic!
I creep at night...In the moonlight.
My scars do gleam...I'll make you scream!
My skin is...
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Categories:
gothic, angst, anti bullying, crazy,
Bug Eyed Lady by Aspartameloafby Aspartameloaf
Bug-eyed lady ugly lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Bug-eyed lady cavern's lady
Child of hellhounds, friend to none....
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Categories:
gothic, crazy, desire, evil, funny
Midnight RomanceHow bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be...
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Categories:
gothic, color, devotion, emotions, funny
Gods at the Comedy ClubThe house was full
Of Gods and deities
The curtain call was soon
The water vasos were poured
And became the finest of wines
The bread multiplied
The baker you see
Was...
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Categories:
art, butterfly, gothic, humorous,
Witches, Time to go The clock with no hands
Will appear on everyone’s walls
Time, it took to find you
When the midnight hour approaches
Do not run
For I have found you
So,...
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Categories:
emo, funny, gothic, halloween,
Condemned To a Fate Worse Than Edgar Allan PoeNote to self: Never again read 'The Monk'
by Mathew Gregory Lewis
before drinking myself into a diabetic coma...
...All night long
The Wandering Jew requested directions...
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Categories:
destiny, dream, funny, gothic,
wandering knight
once a knight named galahad
prayed for an olympiad
walking into a church
the people besmirched
now he is a nom-y-ad.
...
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Categories:
community, funny, giggle, gothic,
Squeeze My LemonI'm heading home - I have a date
Chills play my spine - I pass my gate
Time...
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Categories:
gothic, dark, desire, fantasy, funny,