Funny Gothic Poems
These Funny Gothic poems are examples of Gothic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Gothic Funny poems written by international poets.
The Mosquito17-01-2025
A mosquito on
My hand-suddenly a sharp
Swat turns the place still
...
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Categories:
gothic, care, cheer up, crush,
Hell Cat QueenHell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...
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gothic, best friend, cat, fantasy,
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELLA special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...
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Categories:
evil, fantasy, fear, gothic,
Gothic Pets CollabGothic Pets
Must of conjured up three demon cats from the depths of hell
What Halloween mischief does their presence foretell
Cat-lions roar, mincemeat!
Kids scared off with no...
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gothic, cat, cute, giggle, halloween,
My Fellow PoetsDoes not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...
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Categories:
gothic, appreciation, art, dark, deep,
Tea With A HandshakeCrossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.
Visage a pearl cascades as she...
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gothic, art, conflict, crazy, dark,
Something To Get Your Teeth IntoYOU HAVE HEARD OF THE WRITER, BRAM STOKER,
HE WROTE ABOUT KILLING, WAS NO JOKER.
HE WOULD GO OUT EVERY NIGHT,
FOR SOME FOOD AND A QUICK BITE.
THEN...
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Categories:
fun, funny, gothic,
The Strange But True Story of the Lincoln ImpDown in hell, that stronghold of sin.
strange things stir, but let me begin.
I'll get to the point. Some details I'll skimp.
I tell the tale of...
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Categories:
gothic, mystery, places,
Loki's Fall From AesirMalevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,
Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,
Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,
Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...
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Categories:
gothic, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,
ScarediesHave you ever seen a ghost?
Flittering all around
Or maybe a dark shadow
Floating off the ground
Maybe you heard a funny sound
You did not recognise
Or a face...
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Categories:
gothic, halloween, scary,
I'M a Zombie GirlI'm a Zombie girl...In a Barbie world.
My body bag is plastic...It's fantastic!
I creep at night...In the moonlight.
My scars do gleam...I'll make you scream!
My skin is...
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Categories:
gothic, angst, anti bullying, crazy,
Bug Eyed Lady By Aspartameloafby Aspartameloaf
Bug-eyed lady ugly lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Bug-eyed lady cavern's lady
Child of hellhounds, friend to none....
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Categories:
gothic, crazy, desire, evil, funny
Midnight RomanceHow bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be...
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Categories:
gothic, color, devotion, emotions, funny
Gods At the Comedy ClubThe house was full
Of Gods and deities
The curtain call was soon
The water vasos were poured
And became the finest of wines
The bread multiplied
The baker you see
Was...
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Categories:
art, butterfly, gothic, humorous,
Witches, Time To Go The clock with no hands
Will appear on everyone’s walls
Time, it took to find you
When the midnight hour approaches
Do not run
For I have found you
So,...
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Categories:
emo, funny, gothic, halloween,