Funny Gothic Poems
These Funny Gothic poems are examples of Gothic poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Gothic Funny poems written by international poets.
Tea With A HandshakeCrossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.
Visage a pearl cascades as she...
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gothic, art, conflict, crazy, dark,
The Nihilists CookbookI don't believe in murder
Nor anything of its kind.
I also couldn't care less,
You'll be shocked to find.
I don't believe in purpose,
I'd paddle out to sea,
I...
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anger, dark, freedom, gothic,
The GhostInspiring as it is
To be around the alive,
The whole thing does feel
Just a little contrived
I think rather be dead instead
Found by a wife,
Asleep...
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dark, funeral, gothic, life,
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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dark, gothic, how i
Something To Get Your Teeth IntoYOU HAVE HEARD OF THE WRITER, BRAM STOKER,
HE WROTE ABOUT KILLING, WAS NO JOKER.
HE WOULD GO OUT EVERY NIGHT,
FOR SOME FOOD AND A QUICK BITE.
THEN...
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fun, funny, gothic,
The Strange But True Story of the Lincoln ImpDown in hell, that stronghold of sin.
strange things stir, but let me begin.
I'll get to the point. Some details I'll skimp.
I tell the tale of...
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gothic, mystery, places,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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gothic, 12th grade, character, hope,
WormwoodWormwood
There is a place,
in the middle of nowhere... now. (hushed whisper)
It is hot and cooking,
and yet...things are green.
Nature has taken back,
what...
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Categories:
allah, conflict, earth, gothic,
Accidental WordsAccidental Words
Whispers I should not have heard.
Things "said"
that have gone way wrong.
It was just a party.
It began with, "I don't want to...
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Categories:
anxiety, conflict, gothic, integrity,
The OfficeThe Office
There are at least a dozen people waiting.
They are in various degrees of need.
Desperate for answers…
“They” will not receive here.
But the...
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Categories:
gothic, addiction, allah, america, death,
Loki's Fall From AesirMalevolent demon,
Exploiter of pure malice,
And funny business,
Sif's whorish haircut
Enraged Thor, then soothes gods,
With tripartite gifts,
Goaded Balder's death,
Had perverse shape-shiftier Thokk
More appeasing piques,
Clings Narvi's bowels,
Whilst pains...
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gothic, allegory, conflict, evil, fate,
ScarediesHave you ever seen a ghost?
Flittering all around
Or maybe a dark shadow
Floating off the ground
Maybe you heard a funny sound
You did not recognise
Or a face...
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gothic, halloween, scary,
I'M a Zombie GirlI'm a Zombie girl...In a Barbie world.
My body bag is plastic...It's fantastic!
I creep at night...In the moonlight.
My scars do gleam...I'll make you scream!
My skin is...
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gothic, angst, anti bullying, crazy,
Bug Eyed Lady By Aspartameloafby Aspartameloaf
Bug-eyed lady ugly lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Bug-eyed lady cavern's lady
Child of hellhounds, friend to none....
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gothic, crazy, desire, evil, funny
Midnight RomanceHow bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be...
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gothic, color, devotion, emotions, funny