Something To Get Your Teeth Into

YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE WRITER, BRAM STOKER,
HE WROTE ABOUT KILLING, WAS NO JOKER.
HE WOULD GO OUT EVERY NIGHT,
FOR SOME FOOD AND A QUICK BITE.
THEN TAKE SOMEONE HOME JUST, TO POKE HER.

10 10 7 7 10
SYLLABLES CHECKED.
IF I`M WRONG, BITE ME! lol

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Date: 8/26/2023 4:11:00 AM
lol, your on a roll with the lims Simon, enjoyed. Congratulations too on your placement. Emilia : )
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Date: 8/21/2023 10:38:00 AM
Funny Simon. :)) Congratulations! :)
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Date: 8/18/2023 1:39:00 PM
Simon, a fun one, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Simon Hamill
Date: 8/21/2023 4:59:00 AM
Hi Tania, thank you for my placement, i`m not used to doing them but they can be fun. take care.:-)
Date: 8/6/2023 11:22:00 AM
ha ha ha this is so so funny Simon and the title is hilarious! Count Vlad would be thrilled with this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/21/2023 5:00:00 AM
Hi Jan, i thought the title was better than the limerick. lol. take care,:-)
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