Goof Poems - Poems about Goof

A congressman, with tension so tight, Said, "This process, we'll do it just right!" With papers and pleas, And grand guarantees, Then tripped on a gavel, and started a fight. ©bfa032125 ...

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The puppy is on the roof The puppy is on the roof He is a little goof, he is a little goof How did he ever get up there so high? He lifts his paw and can touch the sky Do we make a big deal of this clown? Or do we try to coax this puppy down? The puppy is a...

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when we made a goof we had found proof on the roof saw prints made by each hoof we did see spry deer which on our roof would appear knew Christmas was here we opened presents would love in every essence with perfect pleasance while time does move on attention Christmas has drawn ornaments on lawn soft snow never came had much sadness full of shame we were ones...

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when they made a goof we had found proof on the roof saw prints made by each hoof we did see spry deer which on our roof would appear knew Christmas was here we opened presents would love in every essence with perfect pleasance...

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We are the goof birds get out of our way We are here to fly and fumble, said their daddy Ray We are the goof birds, we’ll eat all of your feed. Get ready, here we come, to gobble up your seed. This was from our mama, the toughest goof we know. She is determined and unwavering from beak to...

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An angered father went for his whip And son made for a man to him grip: Ferdinand's sudden timely smart slip; The cowhide would have slashed his hip! Now as safe as a bird on a roof, Father's relaxed grip on whip sound proof Town send knew the rules and would not goof. At home he'll change son's right foot to hoof. "Fine!...

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If only left behind be no proof, It’s safe then to be the biggest goof. Tall roofs always amaze, Who cares how sound’s the base? Dress matters, who talks of warp and woof? ____________________________________ Tongue-in-cheek|46.12.2020| limericks Topic: goof, humour...

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Hit Roof When Up Would Goof A raving maniac, there might be proof, They had said that each time I hit roof, With my head; Bled and bled, When and where up would always goof. Jim Horn...

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Full Proof No Goof We should have system that is full proof And absolutely no way to commit a goof Must be a plan, pilot and air traffic master These three combined prevent all disaster. Use system and problems are alleviated And only way that things can be deviated Will result from combination of all three Now have total control and accountability. Whole thing...

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Too Love Lord...

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You have never tasted chocolate ‘Til you’ve had yourself a bite Of a truffle bought in Belgium, Like the one I had tonight. Purchased on my last vacation – Seemed it was the thing to do – I had not yet had a nibble ‘Cause I didn’t have a clue. But a visit from my daughter Was the motivating force And it only took...

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( to the tune of "Yankee Doodle") Grandpa went to nursery school To fetch his darling grandson; Put the boy inside his car, But somehow not the planned one. Grandpa made a little goof; Boys had outfits matchin’. Sound like just a mix-up, not An evil plan he’s hatchin’. Why, though did the boy he took Not recognize a stranger? Luckily for all, he wasn’t In what...

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You Love Lord...

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Know Love Lord...

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God is great Know He is the magnificent force You get what you need from Him Only Know Direct you He will Great and sure Grand and reaching Know Know greatness in Him The giver great He is Love is His name Know...

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