Goof Poems - Poems about Goof

...There’s a child-proof cap That’s beyond my strength, Though I’ve tried my best To get it off, at length. First I push, then twist But it’s staying stuck And my grandson would Thus be out o......Read the rest...

...As promised to Sara Baker... here is the Night Before Christmas, Cajun style ~ by James Rice ~ ~ ~ ~ Twas the night before Christmas an'......Read the rest...

...Big bad bumblebee bear was fluffy and cuddly We did not know his name, so we called him Duddly He rolled around on the roses and tried to tiptoe on the lily We loved watching this big goof, he was......Read the rest...

...We are the goof birds get out of our way We are here to fly and fumble, said their daddy Ray We are the goof birds, we’ll eat all of your feed. Get ready, here we come, to gobble up your seed. ......Read the rest...

...Hold the phone, hold the freakin’ phone. Lisa’s got a boyfriend! I’ve never seen Lisa with a boyfriend. Lisa draws men like fireworks on a dark night, but I’ve never seen her keep one. I mean, it’s ......Read the rest...

...But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.” —Luke 18:16 NIV WHAT’S HAPPENED ......Read the rest...

...I heard loud noises up on the roof, It isn’t reindeer, it must be a spoof. From my lounger I took a hop, And ran outside to look up top. It was hailing, I felt like a goof.......Read the rest...

...Last Friday before Memorial Day, a little inkling told me My report card was not appreciated by Big Mama Bee The door slammed against the wall and she stomped in. I felt quivering and quaking from......Read the rest...

...An angered father went for his whip And son made for a man to him grip: Ferdinand's sudden timely smart slip; The cowhide would have slashed his hip! Now as safe as a bird on a roof, Father's ......Read the rest...

...when with much anguish you will find what you do wish in liter languish head had hit the roof up Trump always sure to goof need burden of proof Trump would play a game why me would anyone ......Read the rest...

...They walked on stilts, used hula hoops, Did devil sticks and juggled balls, Raised spinning plates and, in their groups, They followed all the leader’s calls. The 4th grade students who perform......Read the rest...

...Regina city councillors under fire For ad campaign’s not looked at prior How someone did not think to inquire Check the news if you think me a liar This province had some odd news breaks Like ......Read the rest...

...There lived in bog a frog who was aloof, croaked string music, his clan called him a goof. Plunged in deep water for prey, swam struggling, kept risk at bay, seeing his friend, the fiddler on the......Read the rest...

..."Were it possible, a vast number of human beings would likely relive at least one day in their lives -- each being utterly ignorant of the consequences." -- a Rationally Ethical poet not a......Read the rest...

...No Roof For Reindeer The celebrated sailing frog from Montgomery County went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad to a grand ole mansion built around 1910, and e'en 'pon being razed ~2012 ah n......Read the rest...