Best Goof Poems

( to the tune of "Yankee Doodle")

Grandpa went to nursery school
To fetch his darling grandson;
Put the boy inside his car,
But somehow not the planned one.

Grandpa made a little goof;
Boys had outfits matchin’.
Sound like just a mix-up, not
An evil plan he’s hatchin’.

Why, though did the boy...

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You have never tasted chocolate
‘Til you’ve had yourself a bite
Of a truffle bought in Belgium,
Like the one I had tonight.

Purchased on my last vacation – 
Seemed it was the thing to do –
I had not yet had a nibble
‘Cause I didn’t have a clue.

But a...

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Full Proof No Goof

We should have system that is full proof
And absolutely no way to commit a goof
Must be a plan, pilot and air traffic master
These three combined prevent all disaster.

Use system and problems are alleviated
And only way that things can be deviated
Will result from...

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when we made a goof
we had found proof on the roof
saw prints made by each hoof

we did see spry deer
which on our roof would appear
knew Christmas was here

we opened presents
would love in every essence
with perfect pleasance

while time does move on
attention Christmas has drawn
ornaments on lawn

soft...

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Oh what I did for number one.
I bought the lovely girl a gun
to protect her and sister two.
Number one shot her through.

Three, four, and five are alive,
least ‘til the market took a dive.
I hope they don’t do the same
off that huge building on main.

Mom and...

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You
Love
Lord...

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Too
Love
Lord...

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God is great
Know 
He is the magnificent force
You get what you need from Him
Only
Know
Direct you He will 
Great and sure
Grand and reaching
Know
Know greatness in Him
The giver great He is
Love is His name
Know...

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when they made a goof
we had found proof on the roof
saw prints made by each hoof

we did see spry deer
which on our roof would appear
knew Christmas was here

we opened presents
would love in every essence
with perfect pleasance...

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Know
Love
Lord...

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Hit Roof When Up Would Goof

A raving maniac, there might be proof,
They had said that each time I hit roof,
With my head;
Bled and bled,
When and where up would always goof.

Jim Horn...

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If only left behind be no proof,
It’s safe then to be the biggest goof.
Tall roofs always amaze,
Who cares how sound’s the base?
Dress matters, who talks of warp and woof?
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Tongue-in-cheek|46.12.2020| limericks
Topic: goof, humour...

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We are the goof birds get out of our way
We are here to fly and fumble, said their daddy Ray
We are the goof birds, we’ll eat all of your feed.
Get ready, here we come, to gobble up your seed.

This was from our mama, the toughest...

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The puppy is on the roof
The puppy is on the roof
He is a little goof, he is a little goof

How did he ever get up there so high?
He lifts his paw and can touch the sky
Do we make a big deal of this clown?
Or do...

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An angered father went for his whip
And son made for a man to him grip:
Ferdinand's sudden timely smart slip;
The cowhide would have slashed his hip!

Now as safe as a bird on a roof,
Father's relaxed grip on whip sound proof
Town send knew the rules and would...

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