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Goobers Poems - Poems about Goobers

Premium Member Wash Up
... It started when my ears began to itch. Scratching did not reduce the twitch. Rubbing seemed to help, But smeared uck all over myself. Momma said, "Wash behind your ears! ......

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Categories: goobers, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Picky Nose
... I used to love to pick my nose. After 3, Better than playing with my toes. With a nose you see, Each little crevasse has a surprise for me! A goober, A booger. Noth......

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Categories: goobers, 1st grade, children, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Halloween Kitten
...Hiding in the bushes he waits to pounce, he enjoys Goobers and Gobstoppers, right to the very last ounce. He might settle for a Snickers or even a Kit Kat, he’s black, shiny and sneaky this Hallow......

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Categories: goobers, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gomers and Goobers
...Socialized servants Domesticated door knobs body politic......

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Categories: goobers, abuse, america, cancer, corruption,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member A Sweet Story
...On (Payday) Mr. Good-bar got a (100 Grand) and took Maryjane Out on a date. He picks her up in his (Grand Ferrero Roche.) With the (Oreo) double stuffed chocolate wheel covers. Maryjane wearing ......

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Categories: goobers, desire, fantasy, friendship love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Goobers
...Silly old pooper, can I ever be serious? Do I always have to make you guys delirious? S'pose that's true To chase the blues How else to drive you goobers into giddiness......

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Categories: goobers, simple,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Candy Wrapper Story
...We were a group of Nerds, there was Kit Kat, Mike and Ike, I'll never forget handsome Heath ; and Slo Poke and I was Lemonhead cause I had, blo......

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Categories: goobers, fun,
Form: Verse
How Sweet It Is
...Life most certainly has its ups and downs. Sometimes life may be as breathtaking as a Galaxy of whimsical Starburst. Heroes and adored Lifesavers protect our most beloved town......

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Categories: goobers, candy, funny, sweet,
Form: Rhyme
How Sweet It Is
...How Sweet It Is Walking down the Rocky Road Pay Day! Skor! 100 Grand in hand Passing the Three Musketeers The Chunky Jolly Rancher, Mike ......

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Categories: goobers, candy, fun, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How Sweet It Is
...I was walking on the heath near Rocky Road with Mike and Ike, we’d been pals since our college days and called ourselves The Three Musketeers. We’d just had our pay day......

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Categories: goobers, fun,
Form: Narrative
How Sweet It Is - the Love Life of Candy
...It seemed that poor Candy was doomed Always looking for Mr. Good Bar Every Mike and Ike in the book She had dated yet none would go far Indeed, ......

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Categories: goobers, humorous, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member How Sweet It Is
...In life when I’m running a marathon race on the rough and rocky road traversing the heath across the rolling mounds, low and high, I remember my childhood days that fl......

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Categories: goobers, candy, childhood, memory,
Form: Free verse
How Sweet It Is
...Finally it was PAY DAY, and I felt like a 100 GRAND. Even though you don't make MOUNDS of money, selling HOT TAMALES from a stand. I headed to the JOLLY RANCHER, over on 5TH AVENUE and DOVE. To......

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Categories: goobers, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member How Sweet It Is
...HOW SWEET IT IS I had just completed a Marathon, and felt as if I had run through every Galaxy in the Milky Way. I stopped by Wal-Mart to browse and cool down. While there, I ende......

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Categories: goobers, addiction, beauty, candy, children,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How Sweet It Is
...Rules: Use at least 10 candy names from those listed below. (30 candy names used) Tomorrow we'll explore our Galaxy, not just by space ship, but with 'space nerds' too! We sm......

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Categories: goobers, future, humorous, space, voyage,
Form: Iambic Pentameter

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