Golfers Poems - Poems about Golfers

... O Thou, O God, who art unseen, my tee shots guide on this fair green, and, if you would, please just for fun, make every ball I whack a hole-in-one. The Lord’s Reply I’m sorry to inform ......Read the rest...

...In golf's serene domain they lay, The ball drainers by fairway's bay. Lakes and ponds with silent grace, Reflecting challenges golfers face. Beneath the sky of azure hue, Glistening mirrors, w......Read the rest...

...I can see on your lips you have clumps of earth from rubbish golfers and the fact you celebrate dawn as a thing that happens by design only adds to your concoction just go over and tell them......Read the rest...

...At the 150th International Golfers’ Annual Ball, Headliner was a duffer named Donald Trump An exceptionally boring time was had by all As Trump insisted on reviewing his Par 3 slump. ......Read the rest...

...With his arm held closely by his side, President Putin took a ride, On his steed, so big and strong Who thought this man could do no wrong, It is regrettable to say Only a horse could feel this ......Read the rest...

...Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, a......Read the rest...

...Instinct whispered Trust your gut Put your money on it It's a three-foot putt Don't breathe a word Keep your lips sealed If you blow one more It's beg or steal... Your putter meet......Read the rest...

...(Sing along to tune, "Simply the Best!") Dan, i'm saying, my laugh's afire, Dan, I voted for you, on the wires, Dan, golfers are piddling in the rain! They'll get Corona on their dicks again, ......Read the rest...

...Methinks, who wanders after pint size toy To which Aristocrats bow in humbleness? Afore the little toy went to dance with the rough, Off the tee in bounces, unto the way unfair, Wrong way, or off......Read the rest...

...golfers yearn to get a hole in one to get it is thrilling, full of fun wear two pairs of socks don't keep in toe locks throw one after hole in one is done......Read the rest...

...There’s a part of me that say’s I’m jealous Another thinks my golfing friends just zealous, Whilst I crave fresh air and healthy motion They’re busy slathering on the lotion Before they mount som......Read the rest...

...Bridge requires a square table With a player on each side. Exchange your greenback dollars For slot machine quarters to provide. A basketball team that hoops it up well May make March Madness ......Read the rest...

...ADAPTABILITY: God seemed to have programmed life, in general, to be indiscriminate, allowing all of its good, bad, and ugly to rain upon His creation. God is an equal opportunity employer. Some enti......Read the rest...

...Not I, not me, uh uh, not true, I own no Sharpies in black nor blue, I’m sure I’m right, the chart was clear, Dorian’s path to Alabama’s near. The media cries I made it up, I drew the lines ri......Read the rest...

...Way" so that we "All" can get some pay,and "Poets" need it "Today" Pay,Pay,Pay. Tiger,Tiger the young gentleman with class can and does putt a whole in "ONE"! This is what you and a ""Small number of "Golfers" have done : Putting a "Whole in One"! Tiger Woods with no remorse is one of the kings of the golf course: Tiger swings "The Golf Club in a way that "Mesmerizes" the entire world and all of i......Read the rest...