Phantom of the Golfers

The green was bespeckled with putters
Till 'long came a singer, Miss Sutters
She started to sing
The golfers did swing
And now, poor Miss Sutters, she stutters




Entered in contest "Old or New in Five or Less." Placing: first. 
Catagory: Humorous, Old Poem
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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O'Leary Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 8:44 AM
Funny... very funny... Terry
Merryman Avatar
July 20, 2013 at 9:52 AM
Cute Limerick, Isaiah! Congrats on your 1st place win! Love, Kim
A   Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 7:17 PM
It is nice to see your poem in another contest... a sweet congratulations in Francine Roberts " 5 or less contest.... :-) LINDA
A  Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 8:39 AM
your limerick had me smiling..... congrats! ~SKAT~
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 1:06 AM
hahaha, so YOU did a limerick too!!! we were the smart ones, you and I. She only had four humorous entries so all us of us ones who entered under the theme humor were winners. (I read this at her blog) It's so great to see you in this winners circle, Isaiah. congrats.
Delaney Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 11:48 PM
Ha ha Congratulations.......still makes me laugh. SuZ
Roberts Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 9:59 PM
Congrats on your 1st place win in the "humor" category of the contest Isaiah
Chircop Avatar
May 18, 2013 at 3:52 AM
Trying to find a poem i haven t read..but i failed.Maybe its time to write some new ones :)
Anglesey Avatar
May 2, 2013 at 7:41 PM
HA HA.. love this little witty limerick.
Taylor Avatar
April 16, 2013 at 4:26 PM
Congrats, Isaiah. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph.
Delaney Avatar
April 16, 2013 at 10:34 AM
Congrats Isaiah: I had a feeling you would win and you did. SuZ
Jones Avatar
April 12, 2013 at 7:43 AM
Funny......congrats....Donna :-)
A   Avatar
April 11, 2013 at 10:56 AM
Isaiah, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
April 10, 2013 at 5:51 AM
Con con con gratulations on your win Isaiah xx
Burch Avatar
April 10, 2013 at 3:53 AM
Lol Isaiah! Congratulations on your win! Well done. Deb
Jerden Avatar
April 9, 2013 at 6:30 PM
Good Limerick! Congratulations on the top win!
Sister Avatar
April 9, 2013 at 4:58 PM
This was good, I chuckled! J
Oyewole Avatar
April 9, 2013 at 3:56 PM
Congrats on your apex win.~A.O
Roberts Avatar
April 9, 2013 at 2:03 PM
love it, congrats on your win in the contest
Richards Avatar
April 9, 2013 at 10:57 AM
This is so cute..........poor Miss Sutter!! Great win, Isaiah!! Loved it!!!
Delaney Avatar
March 28, 2013 at 11:22 AM
Thanks for the belly laugh this morning. Ooh me-thinks you could be Irish ...winks SuZ69V
Ober Avatar
March 28, 2013 at 7:55 AM
Very clever (and hilarious) limerick! I think Craig will love it :)
Ryerson Avatar
March 28, 2013 at 5:06 AM
Perfectly done limerick, Isaiah!...'Bespeckled with putters'and 'Miss Sutters, she stutters'...what a riot! - Tim
Bauer Avatar
March 27, 2013 at 3:58 PM
very funny and clever!
Chircop Avatar
March 27, 2013 at 12:38 PM
Ve ve very or ig ig inal ; )sweet limerick
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