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The Golfer

The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.

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Ralph Taylor

April 16, 2013 at 4:52 PM

Congrats, Joyce. Outstanding. Nice going. hugs, Ralph

Donna Jones

April 12, 2013 at 7:07 PM

Funny Joyce....congratulations.. Donna

Poet Destroyer A

April 11, 2013 at 11:01 AM

Another nice winning poem Joyce. congrats with the fun poem in Craig's contest... pd

Richard D Seal

April 11, 2013 at 7:25 AM

Nice one Joyce, you saucy lady. Congratulations in the contest. Well done. Take care, Richard

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire

April 11, 2013 at 12:12 AM

Dear MOM, Congratulations on YOUR Win in the Golf Limerick Contest. YOU are on a roll, 2 contest in a row.That is Great. Mother I am a bit shocked at the content of this POETIC Piece, How do YOU know it was his Girlfriend that has him grinning?? Superb Pen. I LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR (Son)...Harry

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

April 10, 2013 at 6:02 AM

nice one Joyce, and many congrats on your win xx

Abdulhafeez Oyewole

April 9, 2013 at 4:18 PM

Congrats on your win

Francine Roberts

April 9, 2013 at 2:36 PM

bad ole Tiger ! congrats on your win in the contest Joyce

Seren Roberts

April 9, 2013 at 11:27 AM

This is good Joyce....Seren

David Williams

April 1, 2013 at 2:58 PM

Joyce a very clever write and I would not be surprised if you play golf yourself...David

Jack Horne

March 31, 2013 at 3:45 PM

LOL, loved this witty write, Joyce. Hope you are having a wonderful Easter meal and egg hunt with your family and friends x Congrats on your wins too : )