Gobsmacked Poems - Poems about Gobsmacked

...Good-gesture greenthumb gatherers gleaned grain, gargantuan granary, grower's great goodwill greeting, gazillion grade-schoolers, grownups, gingham-garbed grandmother's, grievous growling guts g......Read the rest...

...I light my precious oil Aladdin’s lamp As I poured some wine, in a split sec A genie appeared, as if by command: “You’ve lift the lid, just put it back I don’t perform anymore, better try Anoth......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Who is driving this bike? Someone yelled in a scream. Animals were falling off in all directions, this was some dream! We will probably stop after we crash into something I said. We were all giggl......Read the rest...

...While shepherds watched their flocks so white All contemplating dusk, Their ’phones received some breaking news All thanks to Elon Musk. His Tweet announced a virgin birth In a stable by an inn,......Read the rest...

...One day while cleaning inside my flat, I screamed upon seeing a horrid rat. I needed a mouser. While thinking of that, in front of me there appeared a large cat as if out of nowhere! Imagine that......Read the rest...

...Shall I relay a sidesplitting hoot from my “care-free” on campus fun phase? It entails a laboratory session involving three mystic world colossal oafs. One had an unerring penchant for Laurel and ......Read the rest...

...I mowed my lawn in my red Jimmy Choos Now there’s dog poop on my new shoes My lazy neighbor's got an untrained pup It poops on MY lawn - they don’t clean it up! The lawn’s dotted ......Read the rest...

...Dumbstruck Is Me (a rhyming, acrostic kind of thing) Discombobulated, how apt the word Utterly gobsmacked by the absurd Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical......Read the rest...

... Broken World When the lies were injected into the veins of innocence blue feathered quills dipped their nibs into the ink of golden storie......Read the rest...

..."Shine my boots, wench!" Larry said "Fetch my wine and cheese and bread! Tidy up my murphy bed! Feed the hog and Mr. Ed! Corn mash for Rhode Island Red! Why look so gobsmacked by dread? Did yo......Read the rest...

...[Inspired by ‘Stating The Obvious’ Contest but doesn’t meet the spec] Millionaire, Bartholomew Fairfax Admitted today, he ‘forgot’ to pay tax Goodness gracious, well I never Knock me over ......Read the rest...

...Overnight she grew glomming onto branches of a sparkle tree The faerie village was gobsmacked, hard pressed to explain. Had this marvelous castle sprung from the pretty pink bud they had admired so......Read the rest...

...The limerick form IS risqué It’s bawdy and contains word play I won’t be put off By critics who scoff And shoot off about foul play I’m gobsmacked, I think it quite fickle That so......Read the rest...

...Jasper J. Jigglebottom was stuck in the sixties, and proud of the fact. He was on a movie set, admired by many for he could certainly act. His job was to be available to stand in until the director......Read the rest...