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Blech impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk

...Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences through......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, abuse, analogy, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich

...Ace colonoscopy doctor Kellen Karl Kovalovich revisited January 23rd, 2024 on the evening before yours truly (the one and only Matthew Scott Harris), a stand up comic wannabe, who historically......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, angel, anxiety, appreciation, birthday,
Form: Free verse

Learning when how to close seat then

...Learning when/how to close seat then... flush... the toilet with good frisson! Bull leave me you, though how bison teen and juvenile from a sixty four year old married male no less! (alter......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

While attempting going to sleep after midnight

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, blue, cry, father, games,
Form: Free verse

FICTIONAL BIO:

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, adventure, allegory, courage, cute,
Form: Rhyme

Self Destructive Wickedness Arrested, Convicted, and Gaoled

...Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled... with kidnapping little boy ordered to suffer life sentence without parole. The deadly scourge of one obsessive/compulsive di......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 2nd grade, 6th grade,
Form: Free verse

The Broken Piggy Bank

...The broken piggy bank strewn into a bajillion little pieces Unexpected largesse yours truly patiently waits, a metaphor of my dire financial straits courtesy papa's unsuspecting muse the miss......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, america, analogy, anger, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Ready Aim Fire

...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, america, anger, angst, anti
Form: Rhyme

The Manipulating Agent

...MANIPULATING AGENT Oh man! You have been hypnotized Sexually and emotionally, You have become prey to the Opposite sex: She controls the man with Her voluptuous body Physique, She gains the......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 1st grade,
Form: Free verse

I Loathe Feeling Under the Weather

...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 12th grade, adventure, animal,
Form: Rhyme

Mine Psyche Riddled With Dybbuk

Categories: gluteus maximus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Bane of Dyschezia

...Bane of dyschezia Constipation spoilt rare visit with eldest daughter (yesterday - November twenty sixth two thousand twenty two) currently housed near Rittenhouse Square, Pennsylvania. Le......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Harris Fortitude Went Awol

...lest ye seek alms with outfaced palms just imagine how the lantern shone against the knees of Archelaus, and lit up the check-board pattern of the eleemosynary trousers Fatigued civilian......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, 12th grade, adventure, analogy,
Form: Rhyme

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

Categories: gluteus maximus, abuse, anger, blue, fun,
Form: Free verse

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