Relationship Giggle Poems

Here come April showers.
Here come the last snow flurries.
The trees are jolly and rejuvenating,
Since the weather is now cool, spring
Is here. Yes, the lilies are...

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Grandma knitted me and my brother,
he is blue and I am pink.
We fit snug in Sally's shoes, 
off to school or to play we go.
Each...

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The gig is up, his fine wife said
    I know you've been cheating on me
  My feelings may not matter to...

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How he'd made his good wife squirm
   
    To her new brand-new apron ~ attached a worm...

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I miss you most when you're not here
    
    So stay away, my lovely dear...

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The verse says at age 120 'Moses went'
    but didn't mention where he was going

  Some say to Heaven he was...

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I mustn't get him a tie
    Number two-hundred and five
  A belt? No. (He needs suspenders)
    He's no...

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Mother Goose
       met Dr. Suess

     Now that goose
       ~...

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Seeking flexibility in a partner?
Someone quite persuadable? 
   Give me a whirl
   If I'm not your pearl
Toss me out ~ I'm...

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Rescue relationships that are only so-so

  ~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'...

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He couldn't stand her temper tirades
   She ranted and raved about bills left unpaid

A tragic couple they were, a perfect mismatch ~
 ...

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When we first dated
         she gave me erections
       Now that we're...

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Another contest
  despaired of my fate

So down and depressed 
  threw up what I ate

Just me and Simone Biles
  'cept for 'one...

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Let's see. It's our first date
  So let's talk about, uh, well
How about abortion? That'd be fun --
  You know, maybe debate it...

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I bring her red and white carnations 
"Roses," she says, "only roses. Valentine's tradition."
Breezy pressure of non-acceptance
Words that flatten me like a dull sermon
Squirm inducing...

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