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If I'M Not Your Pearl

Seeking flexibility in a partner? Someone quite persuadable? Give me a whirl If I'm not your pearl Toss me out ~ I'm fully biodegradable!

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Faye Gibson

Date: 3/13/2022 9:45:00 AM

Ha ha; this brought a smile today. Thanks for your kind visit.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/13/2022 8:08:00 PM

Glad you smiled at this bit of silliness, Faye. Have a great week now! ~ Gershon

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 3/12/2022 12:09:00 AM

Thank you for the smile your poem gave me, it pleased me to realize I will be of some use after all. Still smiling, Take care, Shirley (old duck)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/13/2022 8:07:00 PM

'Old Duck?' - best wine I ever drank, Shirley. Cheers, Gershon

John Lawless

Date: 3/9/2022 8:57:00 AM

Get back in the oyster Gershon and hope for a second shucking

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/9/2022 8:48:00 PM

Oh, for the days when 'the world was my oyster!' Now, it's my 'Oy, Sir!'

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/9/2022 5:55:00 AM

Lol, im all for recycling Gershon. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/9/2022 8:41:00 PM

Now, just a minute, Tom Cunningham! lol. lol, again. ~ Pass the warm fertilizer...

Valsa George

Date: 3/8/2022 9:38:00 PM

What has prompted you to write this limerick ? Is there any immediate provocation ! If biodegradable, it is highly flexible too

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/9/2022 8:39:00 PM

Actually, I woke up and looked at myself in the mirror this morning, and this handsome, blue-eyed, blond-haired Nordic type stared back and me, asking if I'd had any fun lately... Right. Sure. Go back to sleep, Gershon

L Milton Hankins

Date: 3/8/2022 8:42:00 PM

Hmmm...biodegradable??? Yes, in a strange way, I guess you are, gw.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/9/2022 8:36:00 PM

Aren't we all?! lol.