Life In the Married Lane

When we first dated
         she gave me erections
       Now that we're married
         she just gives me directions
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Krutsinger Avatar
November 11, 2021 at 12:09 PM
You did not! Oh yes you DID!
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:52 AM
She did it first. ~ Old Stiff
Brown Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 7:12 PM
Hi Gershon, LOL!... You'll never top this one. ~ Debbie
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:52 AM
You never know, Debbie...
Bauer Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 11:56 AM
hilarious!!! you've outdone yourself with this one, gershon...
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:52 AM
I'm done (for) now; that's for sure. :)
Leffanta Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 10:33 AM
Slow learners have more time to enjoy . . . .
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:53 AM
This is where handicaps come in handy...
Hankins Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 10:14 AM
(chuckling) That's how it goes, my friend. And, if I were you, I'd follow them. A happy wife is a happy life!
Rodrigues Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 5:54 AM
LOL! That’s all I can say. Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee at the time!
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:53 AM
Me, too. ~ Coffee Mate
Gentile Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 5:10 AM
OMG! you've outdone yourself with this one Gershon!. This is what I wake up to on a Sunday morning! I need more coffee! Love it and your irreverence!
Wolf Avatar
November 12, 2021 at 10:54 AM
That's why they took away my ordination. ~ Mr. Ear Reverence
Mcintosh Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 3:41 AM
LOL... Too cute... God bless you and your marriage. Love, Gina
Cunningham Avatar
November 7, 2021 at 2:10 AM
Lol words of wisdom Gershon, we all end up in the slow lane eventually. Tom
Boles Avatar
November 6, 2021 at 11:57 PM
LOL. I thought you'd use the word "injection" on another line there somewhere!...ab
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