Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

What To Get Him This Year

I mustn't get him a tie
    Number two-hundred and five
  A belt? No. (He needs suspenders)
    He's no longer svelte

  Maybe a wallet?
    What for? He never spends money
  Perhaps a pet?
    Nope. He once killed a bunny...

  I'm out of ideas, I confess
    Haven't the foggiest notion
  Well, I never! He says, 'Come to bed dear
    Your mother just bought me some Purple Passion Love Potion'

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Terry Flood July 21, 2022 at 3:47 PM Oops! Probably meant for the father in law. Slip her a box of chocolates and a couple of gins… that ought to do it. ;-)

Bill Baker July 21, 2022 at 1:48 PM There will be colors forsure, and good or bad dreams to endure. Cute poem, Gershon. Bill

L Milton Hankins July 21, 2022 at 8:18 AM Trust me, that "Purple Passion Love Potion" is powerful, gw. You can never tell what the aftermath will be.

Mike Gentile July 21, 2022 at 6:50 AM OMG GW, so cautious I would be of that gift!! Happy Thursday !!