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What To Get Him This Year

I mustn't get him a tie Number two-hundred and five A belt? No. (He needs suspenders) He's no longer svelte Maybe a wallet? What for? He never spends money Perhaps a pet? Nope. He once killed a bunny... I'm out of ideas, I confess Haven't the foggiest notion Well, I never! He says, 'Come to bed dear Your mother just bought me some Purple Passion Love Potion'

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Terry Flood

Date: 7/21/2022 3:47:00 PM

Oops! Probably meant for the father in law. Slip her a box of chocolates and a couple of gins… that ought to do it. ;-)

Bill Baker

Date: 7/21/2022 1:48:00 PM

There will be colors forsure, and good or bad dreams to endure. Cute poem, Gershon. Bill

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/21/2022 8:18:00 AM

Trust me, that "Purple Passion Love Potion" is powerful, gw. You can never tell what the aftermath will be.

Mike Gentile

Date: 7/21/2022 6:50:00 AM

OMG GW, so cautious I would be of that gift!! Happy Thursday !!