Funny Giggle Poems

there was a young dude from texas

who ate twelve tacos for breakfast

he ate them with cheese

and sometimes with peas

but then got sick from the excess.
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Wicked cold wimp weaving 
       Wrinkled woes on Samhain
       Warlock of witchery
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a farmer under a tree

remarks when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.
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“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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sure we should not have cooked him

agent percival snookum

but cannibals pled

and caused so much dread

shame he used a pseudonym.
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Life triggers a tickle
and soon, that tickle morphs into a full-blown laugh;
Life's fickle.

Fore-and-after,
a funny happenstance or gaffe;
laughter!

Loud farts
is how a sclaff
starts.

Life triggers a tickle;
a funny...

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I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
picture...

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She wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!

Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.

She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap...

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She flits around the room like a butterfly.
Gorgeous and vivacious that’s my girl going by.
All across the floor dress up clothes are strewn.
Like a butterfly...

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There lived this kind, gentle poet who rhymed
Her verses and jingles were so well-timed
Then she tried simple free verse
Lines that would’ve made saints curse
Poetry formed...

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A murder of crows observes our approach,
eying my sister's sheaf, worn like a brooch.
Yet, this gilded field of wavering gold
is quite a wonder for me...

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I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob....

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In the land of laundry, a mystery ensues,
Socks scatter and vanish, leaving just one shoe.
Pairs go on adventures, to realms far and wide,
Escaping the dryer,...

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Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The...

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#HEY, SAY...

GIMME A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER, FOR STARTERS...WITH A BRIGHT LEMON WEDGE, TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE!

"IN FACT, MAKE THAT A DOUBLE!!"

NO, I...

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