Funny Garden Poems
These Funny Garden poems are examples of Garden poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Garden Funny poems written by international poets.
StungOne bee out of many in flight
Arrived in my garden in fright
It danced on my cup
Then sucked up a sup
And stung through my glove out...
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garden, anger, fear, flying, funny,
The Limericks Piled in His YardThe limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
...
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funny, garden, green, humor,
THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni MitchellI went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.
Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...
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funny, garden, health, hilarious,
Menacing Garden
My garden plots my demise
Haunts me like a living soul
The care I give is appreciated, yet expected
Each time I weed takes a toll
When it's...
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garden, funny, humorous, word play,
The RainI f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better.
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter
I adore the miserable...
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angst, depression, funny, garden,
Ballad of the Tomato
Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...
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garden, cute, fruit, fun, funny,
Hand Me a Crepe, MyrtleAs the garden grows…
This one is For Sythia
Rose may not agree
She’s the one who...
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flower, fun, funny, garden,
Beauty of FarmingI was with them in gardens
Planting some vegetables.
...
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garden, 12th grade, animal, beauty,
Chasing SeagullsSome humour for the day. The seagulls treat me like I'm here to feed them, even though I use tiny birdseed to feed the little...
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bird, environment, funny, garden,
The LadybirdA ladybird landed, on my hand today,
And looked at me, in a peculiar way.
It stretched it’s legs, and opened its wings,
As birds flew by, soft...
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dream, funny, garden,
Surprisefine new fernery
two forgotten dahlias
innocently bud...
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flower, funny, garden, green,
GoatsGoats...
They are funny creatures, little goats.
They make you laugh,
when the world
is not funny.
They know how to have fun,
in the...
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garden, america, angel, animal, atheist,
Midnight BloomsI was a very enthusiastic gardener, who loved being surrounded by beauty,
Like the songbirds that visit cherry trees, with a taste for something fruity.
I adored...
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fantasy, flower, garden, happiness,
In the GardenIn the Garden
There are giant rabbits,
in the garden we just planted.
I know because I have seen them.
None are carrying a watch you...
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friendship, funny, garden, humorous,
Just Bee-HaveWell, darn--I wish bushes grew faster.
That might help me avoid a disaster.
What is a buzz-maestro supposed to do
when a Hummer takes nectar from you?
I've buzzed...
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garden, 12th grade, adventure, angst,