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Funny Garden Poems

These Funny Garden poems are examples of Garden poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Garden Funny poems written by international poets.


Stung
One bee out of many in flight
Arrived in my garden in fright
It danced on my cup
Then sucked up a sup
And stung through my glove out...

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Categories: garden, anger, fear, flying, funny,



Premium Member The Limericks Piled in His Yard
The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
...

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Categories: funny, garden, green, humor,

Premium Member THE CACTUS TREE -- Sing Along With Joni Mitchell
I went outside to pee
Underneath the cactus tree
But now I'm in the Ho Spittle
The cactus fell on me.

Oh the cactus tree the cactus tree
I went...

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Categories: funny, garden, health, hilarious,

Premium Member Menacing Garden


My garden plots my demise 
Haunts me like a living soul
The care I give is appreciated, yet expected
Each time I weed takes a toll

When it's...

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Categories: garden, funny, humorous, word play,

The Rain
I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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Categories: angst, depression, funny, garden,



Premium Member Ballad of the Tomato

Some don’t notice that I’m truly fruity
They’ll often add salt, like that’s their duty
Juicy and ripe to my core
Sweeter than you might ask for
I’m sure...

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Categories: garden, cute, fruit, fun, funny,

Hand Me a Crepe, Myrtle
As the garden grows…


This one is For Sythia  
       Rose may not agree  
She’s the one who...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Beauty of Farming
I was with them in gardens 
                    Planting some vegetables.
              ...

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Categories: garden, 12th grade, animal, beauty,

Chasing Seagulls
Some humour for the day. The seagulls treat me like I'm here to feed them, even though I use tiny birdseed to feed the little...

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Categories: bird, environment, funny, garden,

The Ladybird
A ladybird landed, on my hand today,
And looked at me, in a peculiar way.
It stretched it’s legs, and opened its wings,
As birds flew by, soft...

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Categories: dream, funny, garden,

Premium Member Surprise
fine new fernery
two forgotten dahlias
innocently bud...

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Categories: flower, funny, garden, green,

Premium Member Goats
Goats... 

They are funny creatures, little goats. 
They make you laugh, 
when the world 
is not funny. 
They know how to have fun, 
in the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: garden, america, angel, animal, atheist,

Premium Member Midnight Blooms
I was a very enthusiastic gardener, who loved being surrounded by beauty,
Like the songbirds that visit cherry trees, with a taste for something fruity.

I adored...

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Categories: fantasy, flower, garden, happiness,

Premium Member In the Garden
In the Garden

There are giant rabbits, 
in the garden we just planted. 
I know because I have seen them. 
None are carrying a watch you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: friendship, funny, garden, humorous,

Premium Member Just Bee-Have
Well, darn--I wish bushes grew faster.
That might help me avoid a disaster.
What is a buzz-maestro supposed to do
when a Hummer takes nectar from you?

I've buzzed...

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© Ann Peck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: garden, 12th grade, adventure, angst,


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