Chasing Seagulls

Some humour for the day. The seagulls treat me like I'm here to feed them, even though I use tiny birdseed to feed the little birdies that visit my garden. The seagulls are relentless and aggressive. I look like a crazy person chasing them out of the garden, so that the little birdies feel safe to come back. 

Chasing seagulls
By Michelle Morris
13/12/2022

Every day
We play this game
The seagulls come
To torture me again

They love my garden
They love the seeds
But they refuse to accept
They're for the little birdies

And try as I might
They don't get the hint
Chasing seagulls
Seems to be a game for them

I'm not intimidating
I'm not violent
I'm not big 
And I'm too kind

Try as I might
I can never harm
One of God's creatures
No matter their form

So, like a crazy person 
I chase them out the garden 
My neighbours laugh
At my strange behaviour 

Chasing seagulls
Each and every day
Repetitive madness
Like Einstein said

© Michelle Morris, 2022
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022


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Date: 12/15/2022 7:40:00 PM
A stanza I wish I had written "I'm not intimidating I'm not violent I'm not big And I'm too kind"
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Michelle Morris
Date: 12/18/2022 3:48:00 PM
Thank you for your support. If you saw me in the garden, you'd realise how hilarious and unintimidating I am. :-D
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